7 Signs You're *Just* The Right Amount Of Filthy In Bed

Being dirty is fun. It carries a negative connotation only because of old religious notions of being unclean if you have sex before marriage. Now, the word "filthy" is a good thing.

But as with all things, there can be too much of a good thing. Honestly, the perfect amount of filthy is whatever level you're comfortable with.

If you're unsure, here's a helpful guideline to give you a general touchstone to perfectly acceptable levels of filth.

1You talk dirty in bed, but know the difference between who and whom. You're a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets. Just like Ludacris always wanted.

2You make sure to swallow it all before kissing him on the lips.

3You’ll try anything once, but require a head-up before he pulls out anything super crazy. Being open and adventurous is important. Being surprised by some idiotic move he saw in porn isn't.

4You won't hesitate to go downtown, but he better reciprocate. It's only fair. This is what equal rights is all about.

5You love sex, but you always wear a condom. It's cool to be filthy ... just not the kind of filthy that requires antibiotics.

6Two words: shower sex. Is there a better example of being dirty and clean at the same time?

7You're up for any position in bed, but you communicate what's working for you and what isn't. You have to try new things to find new things you like, but there's no point in continuing with some crazy new position if it hurts or feels bad.