Sex And The City star Kim Cattrall recently went on a rant about Fifty Shades Of Grey star Jamie Dornan, saying he's just not man enough for her. Page Six reports the aging bombshell griped, "Maybe it's my age, but he doesn't look like a man to me. He looks like a young boy. I like men to look like men."
Uh, has she never seen him bearded? Or know that he's 32? Has she never seen him modeling underwear for Calvin Klein (for which he earned the title "The Golden Torso")? He doesn't look like a young boy at all. And if he does, you're probably about 200 years old (or into men who are).
That said, there are a lot of men in Hollywood that are considered, for whatever reason, to be less manly than others. Whether it be a penchant for guyliner, an effeminate face or a head of hair that they clearly care a lot about, the following 10 dudes are often called girly men. And you know what? Whatever. We'd still do 'em.
1. Zac Efron
What makes Zac Efron girly? Aside from his rumored affairs with false eyelashes and a whole lot of orange foundation back in the day, look at this photo. This photo was a promotional shot for an appearance on Running Wild With Bear Grylls. He use hair pomade for an appearance with Bear Grylls. Bear Grylls, the guys who wears live zebras.
9. Jared Leto
Though he's scarily platinum blonde, clean shaven and alien-looking now, for a while Jared Leto looked like what white people's historically inaccurate vision of Jesus, and frankly, I just worship that ombre.
8. Kanye West
Kanye West wears skirts and uses Kim Kardashian as a lifesize Barbie, and he loves himself more than he'll ever love another living soul on this planet. We just want to experience what it's like to do him because, well, there has to be a reason he keeps getting away with being such an ass.
7. Lenny Kravitz
I could elaborate, but ugh. Just look at this and let me take a cold shower.
6. Justin Bieber
Talk all the shit you want, but be honest with yourself: Given the chance, you'd do it, if only for the extortion opportunities.
5. Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp wears more accessories around his neck in one day than most of us do on our whole bodies in a year. His eyeliner is better than yours. His hair is better than yours. Goddammit.
4. Keith Urban
Let's be honest: It's a love-hate relationship with those highlights.
3. Russell Brand
Russell Brand is probably crawling with potential infections, and he often shows off more cleavage than most of the women he's linked to (save Katy Perry, because she needs it to sell albums), but damn if he's not funny and smart. And, well, that makes us happy in the pants.
2. Ryan Seacrest
To be honest, this would be more of a hate-f*ck, because, well, Ryan Seacrest is the man who gave the Kardashians a platform.
10. Harry Styles
A bowler, bro? Really? Whatever. Still would.
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