The Week's Best Celebrity Sex Quotes


Here we go again!

The celebrities have so much to say, and we're here to listen. From Joan to Jack, we've got the best celebrity sex quotes of the week.



"My girlfriend and I decided to get matching vagina rings Mine is killing me, but I spoke to Bruce Jenner and her's is fine." – Joan River on The Tonight Show.
"The same way all the people I love factor in—my parents, my sister, my girlfriend [Lena Dunham], my best friend, all the people I love are always right there I don't have a lot of people in my life, but there's a small group of people that I don't like to do things without." - Jack Antonoff to Vogue Magazine.
"I can give you a hugasm" - Dane Cook on Twitter.
"[The first time was] on our wedding night, honeymoon style in a house in the Bahamas That's a real woman right there to make you wait. I'm a pleaser. I went in going, 'She's going to love this'...I f****d the s**t out of her." – Nick Cannon about wife Mariah Carey on Big Boy TV.
"Would you have dated me if i were on millionaire matchmaker before i met you" – Chrissy Teigen on Twitter
"@chrissyteigen yeah, especially if you were willing to break Patty's sex rules" – John Legend's response to Chrissy Teigen on Twitter