The celebrities have so much to say, and we're here to listen. From Joan to Jack, we've got the best celebrity sex quotes of the week.
"My girlfriend and I decided to get matching vagina rings Mine is killing me, but I spoke to Bruce Jenner and her's is fine." – Joan River on The Tonight Show.
"The same way all the people I love factor in—my parents, my sister, my girlfriend [Lena Dunham], my best friend, all the people I love are always right there I don't have a lot of people in my life, but there's a small group of people that I don't like to do things without." - Jack Antonoff to Vogue Magazine.
"I can give you a hugasm" - Dane Cook on Twitter.
"[The first time was] on our wedding night, honeymoon style in a house in the Bahamas That's a real woman right there to make you wait. I'm a pleaser. I went in going, 'She's going to love this'...I f****d the s**t out of her." – Nick Cannon about wife Mariah Carey on Big Boy TV.
"Would you have dated me if i were on millionaire matchmaker before i met you" – Chrissy Teigen on Twitter
"@chrissyteigen yeah, especially if you were willing to break Patty's sex rules" – John Legend's response to Chrissy Teigen on Twitter