Best Celebrity Sex Quotes On Twitter

Mindy-Kaling

This week, we turned to Twitter to find the best of the best in celebrity sex quote land. And boy, did we strike gold!

 

 

"Well this is a first I have a "peeping tom". An adorable older woman is waving at me from the building next door…located on Fifth Avenue!" – Joan Rivers
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"I just favorited my own tweet and now I feel like I jerked off in the virtual world" – Seth Rogen
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"Beyoncé should have just named the new album 'f*ck mix'" – Whitney Cummings
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"I don't really care if I'm good in bed or not because by the time you know for yourself - I DID IT! Hehehehehe!" – Chris D’Elia
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"I love thinking about Sally Hawkins and Andrew Dice Clay googling each other when they found out they were playing a couple in Blue Jasmine" – Mindy Kaling
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"I want to have sex wearing my new sandals" – Dane Cook
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