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16 Signs Your Boyfriend Is More Into His Fantasy League Than You


It’s getting to be that time of year again. Football season! Which means your man’s fantasy draft is just around the corner. But the “fun” of fantasy sports is no longer confined to football season, is it ladies? No, now there are fantasy leagues for every sport imaginable, and your man is knee-deep in them all. How can you tell? Read on.

1. Meals, dates and all other forms of social interaction are based around Game Time.

2. He has this mouse pad:

(hey, at least he warned you)

3. He can’t balance his checkbook, but he turns into Rain Man when it comes to calculating the on base percentages of the entire MLB

4. After sex, he thinks it’s okay to pull this move:

5. He can recite the draft rankings of his teams backwards, forwards and alphabetically.

6. The simple question, “How was your day?” treats you to a 20 minute monologue on the evils of the designated hitter rule

7. He thinks this is an acceptable way to hug:

8. His walls are plastered with every Top 50/100/150 Players list produced in the last five seasons.

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9. You make the mistake of trying to get his attention during Game Time, and this happens:

10. You wake up one morning and realize that you’ve become a fantasy football/baseball/ping pong/whatever widow.

11. Him talking dirty during Fantasy season = "Call me commissioner, baby."

12. He'd sacrifice your first born for a higher draft pick number.

13. He spends more time prepping for Fantasy Draft Day than your Wedding Day.

14. He benched someone who played awesome. No sex for you, tonight.

15. He played someone who got injured. No sex for you, tonight.

16. He played someone who scored three touchdowns. Make the bed, it's sexy time!