5 New Gadgets & How To Use Them For Porn

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With every New Year comes a new round of technological gadgets that are supposed to make our lives easier. Not only do they usually do that, but after awhile someone realizes that on top of bringing us closer — communication wise — and making the world seem smaller, the aforementioned gadgets are actually really handy when it comes to pornography.

Whether you need a porn fix while you're on-the-go, or you want to direct your own personal skin-flick, 2013 has some technology to help you do just that.

Google Glass:
Admittedly, Google Glass is ugly. From faraway it looks like bicycle glasses, but when you get up close, you realize "Oh, not quite." No, instead they sit on your face with a camera where the glass should be on one side so you can use that camera for whatever you like.

From taking nudie pictures of your boyfriend to filming that threesome you always wanted, Google Glass let’s you do so, then let's you upload it and distribute – with permission of the participants! And, of course, if you're too lazy to make your own, porn, you can just Google some to watch … on your face. The down side of these is that they're so unattractive, they'll never match a single thing you own.

iPad Mini:
Actually, all tablets, Lifebook and Kindle Fire included, allow you to access whatever you really need in life. You may be midway through a class project or a work-related document, and if the mood strikes, you can switch over to some pornography. If you're in your office, it may not be the most prized place to let yourself get all hot and bothered, but the best part about these bad boys is their size — you can literally take them anywhere.

Vine:
In case you're unaware as to what Vine is exactly, it’s Twitter's new app. Although it has yet to gain the following of Twitter itself, it's well on its way, and that proof is in all the amateur porn that has been uploaded to it. In fact, it's so riddled with porn that Apple has even considered pulling it from its App store.

While Google Glass can give you a lengthy shot at watching or making porn, Vine allows its users to shoot six-second long looping videos in a very high quality mini-movie. Count to six slowly — see how much you just might be able to squeeze in? If the female orgasm can last anywhere form 3-15 seconds, then you could ideally get at least half of one on Vine for your … friends? Because you show them that stuff? No! For your boyfriend or girlfriend … if that's your thing. Keep reading ...

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FaceTime:
Forget about phone sex, FaceTime finally allows people to engage in mutual fun without having to get extra descriptive because it’s all right there in front of them. And the best part is, although you can take a snapshot of the exchange, you don’t have to worry about a movie  being leaked anytime soon because the visual communication can't be recorded. Well, a hundred photos in a row could make it look like a movie, so … yeah, you better be doing whatever it is you do sexy wise with someone you trust.

Your phone:
It may seem more than obvious, but the truth is that phone technology — no matter what brand you have — is forever changing. Everyday phones are getting faster, better and allowing you to do even more than it did just months before. With over 80,000 porn sites on the Internet, having porn to watch is at the tip of your fingers at all times. And as we just covered, Vine is the definitely a place to start … before it gets removed for being too "risqué."

How much more exciting did all those gadgets just get for you? Now that you have the information and the inspiration, go forth and cause trouble on your nether region.