The 3 Zodiac Signs Most Likely To Be Serial Killers

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Uh oh.

At one point or another, every single person on earth has thought about killing someone, even if it’s just in a childish and momentary fit of anger. We say it all the time — “I’m going to kill you!” So lightweight is this phrase now that we are desensitized when we entertain such psychopathic nonsense. Rarely, if ever, does anyone actually mean it.

Pop culture glorifies the fluffiness of killing. “She slays.” “That is killer.” “You are killing it!” “That’s it! You’re dead!”

We’re always threatening someone’s lives in our minds, and no, we really never mean it. But what about those who do mean it? Who are these people who blur fantasy and reality by passionately pursuing the idea of killing people? And worse, there are folks out there who wish to acquire accolades by becoming the most ghoulish of all creatures: the serial killer.

Born under a bad zodiac sign? Or perhaps the zodiac signs most likely to be serial killers and have a predilection for torturing fellow humans have another side to them, one we never thought possible.

When it comes to serial killers, these zodiac signs go for legendary notoriety and nothing less.

 

1. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

The sign that is synonymous with dual personality and indecision is also the sign that has brought into the world some of the most depraved killers we know. From David “Son of Sam” Berkowitz to Jeffery “The Milwaukee Cannibal” Dahmer, the sign of the twins is also a producer of some of the world's deadliest people. Perhaps this is why Geminis take so long to make up their minds — they’re wondering whether or not to kill someone. Lesson: Let them take their time.

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

 

2. VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

I guess there really is a breaking point with these perfectionists. Virgo has brought us Rodney Alcala, who killed 130 people, while partner-in-Psycho-Virgotude is Henry Lee Lucas (why do so many serial killers have three names?) who managed to murder 157 known victims. That’s a serious problem. Virgo killers make David Berkowitz’s claim to fame seem paltry. And the list goes on, as Virgo’s serial killer list is particularly riddled with awfulness. Virgo is a very picky sign; when they are pissed, they mean business — and in this case, deadly business. Which is makes them one of the zodiac signs most likely to be serial killers.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

 

3. PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

“He was such a nice man.” Yes, that’s what they said about that Pisces neighbor, the one everyone liked and thought was so kind and shy. Yeah, well, hello Pisces underbelly. From John Wayne Gacy (there’s the magic three names again) to Dorothea “The Death House Landlady” Puente, no one really owns the serial killer moniker like Pisces does, having probably more serial killers born under this sign than any other sign. It’s always the quiet ones

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces, As Written By One

 

 

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