The Kind Of 'Crazy' Men LOVE In Bed, According To His Zodiac Sign

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This is what REALLY drives him wild...

If guys were honest and open with us, they'd be real about what they want in bed. Almost no guy wants a girl who is sexually plain as day, but at the same time, a good portion would be scared if you whipped out some sort of bizarre sex toy on the first date. For most men, the ideal sex partner is a very distinct mix of normal and wild.

It's getting that perfect blend of wild and mild that's the key to winning many men's hearts. The fact is that if you go too crazy with some guys and let your freak loose, you can easily chase them away with your skills and wild fetishes.

Worse still, they tend to end up feeling emasculated over it and usually will end up avoiding you because of it. If you're too vanilla, guys will be OK with you but might actually pass you up for someone who offers a little more spice in the sack.

A good rule of thumb is that you should try to seek out the kind of crazy that he wants in bed. Some guys will go nuts over a kinky girl but will shy away from a girl who's too loud during sex. Others will adore a woman who gets loud but will get weirded out if they want to do butt stuff.

In other words, every guy has a brand of crazy they love.

If you take a look at the zodiac, the star signs often hint at what kind of crazy each zodiac sign craves. Ever wonder what that sexy Scorpio wants in a wild romp, or what kind of insanity Taurus men can't stop thinking about? Don't worry — we'll help you uncover what the stars would suggest he really wants in bed.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
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Aries men love to take charge of their women when they're rolling in the hay. If they're tired of being the guy “in control” 24/7, it's also likely that your Aries man might want to try to be submissive. In other words, this star sign is very much into the craziness that is Dominance and Submission. Our advice to you is to see how he behaves when you broach the subject of BDSM with him and act accordingly.

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
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Bulls, in general, are people who will appreciate any and every kink that you can throw at them. They live for pleasures of the flesh to the point that it often exhausts other star signs. Having a crazy-long stamina is what will really please them the most. After all, not many other signs can handle a Taurus appetite.

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus, As Written By One

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
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Just as the star sign tends to suggest, Gemini is most likely to believe that “two is better than one” in bed. Offer him a threesome and chances are that he'll be putty in your hands for a long time afterward. Actually, group sex in general tends to be their shtick.

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
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If you've managed to bed a Cancer, you may be surprised to find out that they really, truly go gaga for affection. This is the star sign that you really want to amp up your kisses, cuddles, and romance with when you're sleeping with him. In other words, you can feel free to channel your inner Pepé Le Pew with him. Unlike most guys, he'll love it.

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer, As Written By One

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
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Ah, glitzy Leo! For guys under this sign, appearances matter and so does keeping up a Hollywood glam lifestyle. Don't be shocked if he gets turned on by crazy body jewelry, Vajazzling, or pubic hair dye. He's a guy who also might go for a bit of exhibitionism, so make sure to whip out the camera if you want to get him going.

Read: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo, As Written By One

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
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When it comes to sex, Virgos tend to be some of the most sensation-adoring people you'll ever meet. Light nibbles, flogging, and maybe even using vampire gloves will send a typical Virgo into ecstasy. These guys love to give as well as receive, so if you want to make them happy, just get crazy with the different sensations they feel.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
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The scales love to see a balance of things in the bedroom, which is why they have a deep need to be pleasured mentally as well as physically. As a result, wild and sultry dirty talk tends to get them going in ways that few other things can't. The more you tell Libra every little detail you're fantasizing about, the more it'll get them going.

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
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Forget being crazy! Scorpio men are crazy by design! And, crazy as they are, they tend to want a crazy chase. If you want to drive this guy nuts, get coy, innocent, and shy around him. He will move mountains to “corrupt” you.

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
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If there's one star sign known for being really achievement-oriented, it's Sagittarius. This is extremely true in bed, especially when it comes to oral sex and noise. If you want to make a Sag man happy, be crazy-loud in bed so he knows he's doing well and get as crazy with your oral game as you can.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
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Capricorn men are pretty business-like, even when they're in the bedroom. This is why they love doing roleplay that may involve them as the boss in one way or another. Want to kick that sexy-crazy up a notch? Add costumes in the mix and he'll go nuts.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
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An Aquarius man is the type of guy who truly digs creativity in the bedroom, but he tends to like it in an artistic way. So, get creative with media. Use body paints. Sext him. Show him your creative side and he'll melt for you.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius, As Written By One

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
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Pisces men have a thing for girls who put a crazy amount of effort into making sex an experience rather than just P in V. For him, he likes long, drawn-out foreplay with kink that reaches the very limits of your mind. Nothing is too kinky and nothing takes too much time. If you really want him to go nuts for you, then get extreme with your submission and dominance play. He will never forget it!

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces, As Written By One

 

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