About ME
I'm a dork, and I embrace it. I collect wine I don't drink, and rocks clutter my bureau. I like it that way. I usually prefer a book to tv, and sometimes I prefer my company to yours. I firmly believe the mirror in my bathroom is two-faced and never shows the real me. But I doubt I really want the real me staring back at me anyway.
I'm gayer than a cloud, and not coming down from my cloud...ever. I'm arrogant enough to think the ocean is my friend, but logical enough to realize it could kill me with one stupid move on my part.
My dog talks to me, but sadly, never listens to me. We failed our obedience class, although I did learn to sit...sorta. I'm a pack rat, and my history, my life is written on scraps of paper, bound up in boxes, displayed in statues, tucked under beds, and generally cluttering up every space I inhabit. It is what it is...