I'm 45 And I Look My Age

Raging against the tyranny of beauty.

By Joanna Schroeder — Written on Mar 13, 2023

Photo: the author

Joanna Schroeder, a blonde woman with wrinkles and a hat

Ten years ago, I asked my dermatologist about Botox. It may be ironic, but it seemed like the natural next step.

“You could do your elevens,” she said plainly.

“My elevens?” I asked.

“The two lines between your eyebrows. They make you look stern.”

“Do they?” I asked, scowling into the mirror as she pressed a gloved finger into them.

“That’s what they say,” she said, whisking away a glass slide with a few millimeters of my flesh on it.

I thought about that disembodied flesh floating in some liquid. Despite having just been excised from my arm, it was already so unlike the skin still attached. It was no longer me, no longer mine, just another sample on its way to a lab.

I looked at my arm, knowing the pink and gaping wound would soon be just another scar on my body like the others. Some are raised and fleshy; some are flat, white, and barely visible. A few are pinched and healed as keloids, gathered together from all directions. Each is the result of biopsies and excision, and reconstructions designed to help me not die of cancer someday.

By the time I was 35, I’d had almost a dozen procedures, likely due to my tanning bed habit as a pale and vitamin D-deficient teen during gloomy Michigan winters. I was sixteen. I just wanted to be tan.

“What if I want to look stern?” I asked the doctor if she’d laugh the way most beautiful women in Los Angeles do when I say things like that about stuff I’m supposed to hate, like my elevens.

“Then you leave them,” she said. “They’re just lines.”

I guess that’s why she’s my doctor. She was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford and graduated from Harvard Medical School. She gets that it’s OK to look like you mean business.

I do like looking like I mean business. I sometimes like looking stern and am comfortable not being a “cool girl.” But I can’t pretend that being pretty doesn’t matter to me.

I think I look distinct, solidly planted in a style that represents me. I like feeling cute when I’m in the mood. Some may consider these things shallow, but to me, they have value. They are worth investing a little time and money into, though I can’t really tell you why.

Not too long ago, I walked along Robertson Boulevard in Los Angeles, from Beverly to 3rd Street, on my way from grabbing a quick lunch to an appointment at Cedars. It’s a path I’d walked probably a hundred times in my 20s, usually with a cigarette in my hand. I sold the trendiest clothing to young, wealthy people at a shop on Robertson: Juicy velour tracksuits and low-rise denim; Cosabella g-strings and cashmere sweaters. It was a good job, paying my rent and tuition, when I decided to finish my twice-abandoned college degree.

As I made my way down those blocks, my stride shifted. I went from a mom in men’s Levis clunking around in Chelsea boots to striding as I did as a young woman: smooth and almost liquid, my back leg lingering behind for a fraction of a second before picking up to take its turn up front, landing with the kind of confidence that makes your ass shake just a little as you walk; chin up and neck long.

It was muscle memory, as if I were walking that sidewalk in a tank top, flared jeans, and high heels to get a latte at Cuvée, boys and bills and late-night plans on my mind.

It felt natural for a moment and then instantly absurd.

It was the walk of a woman on display, and it brought forth an emotional memory, too: of being a young woman with a barely developed identity. Someone who wanted to be seen while trying to make sure it didn’t seem like she wanted to be seen.

Then I exhaled, rooting myself back in my 40-something body. Just the memory of being that young was exhausting.

When I worked in that trendy shop, my favorite customers were the women over 40 who would chat with me as they tried on clothes. These women, usually ones with fancy jobs and growing kids, would leave their dressing room curtains halfway open so they could keep casual eye contact while we talked.

Whenever this happened, I wondered how a woman becomes so comfortable in an imperfect body with stretch marks, loose skin, scars, or rolls. It wasn’t judgment over the supposed imperfection of their older bodies — it was pure admiration and jealousy.

I wanted to be that comfortable in my body. It didn’t matter that I fit the mainstream expectation of what a young woman in LA should look like.

I wanted to be like them, the ones who laughed and allowed their belly rolls to fold over as they bent to pull up a pair of jeans. The ones with c-section scars and beautiful-yet-supportive bras that left marks on their shoulders from doing the work of holding breasts with real weight.

They exuded something I couldn’t imagine as an attachment-wounded early-20s woman who had no idea what my life was going to be. Their grand and expressive presence held a promise of what I could have someday: freedom from the tyranny of beauty and the cult of skinniness.

I had a flat belly and tiny cute boobs and feet that could tolerate four-inch heels, but those open-curtain dressing room moms had the ability not to give a f*ck about the flat belly and tiny cute boobs. To not give a f*ck if anyone was looking. How did they get that? I’d wonder. What age do you have to be to suddenly wake up and know you’re OK, that your body is inherently good?

My sun-marked skin, my waist that no longer curves in, my hair that thinned after each of my babies and never quite came back, my eyebrows that seem to be disappearing from the outside in, my less-cut jawline, my soft upper arms, my hands with scars and sun marks on them and nails I’ve kept short since my first diaper change in 2005 all serve to mark me as exactly the age I am — and I love it.

I’m the open-curtain dressing room mom now — the one with the degree, the job, the growing kids, and the f*ck-it attitude.

But is it the body and the skin and the boyish walk that gives me the freedom to disappear from the male gaze — or is my waning interest in appealing to the male gaze the reason I let myself become the woman with all the freedom?

What I didn’t understand about those open-curtain dressing room ladies when I was an insecure young woman was that there isn’t one moment where a girl goes from worrying about every little dimple and mark to the woman who leaves that curtain open. There isn’t a moment or even a year where you go from being hyper-aware of your body in a string bikini that never sees actual water to the mom folded over in a swimsuit solid enough to stay put, helping a 6-year-old catch sand crabs to plop into a bucket.

It isn’t like you release all that shallowness, pain, objectification, and dysmorphia one day when you turn 35 or 42, or 48. Those wounds don’t fly up and out like balloons you’ve just let go.

You can’t just open your hands and release strings you’ve been tightly clutching throughout your life and expect the hurts and habits to soar away until they’re tiny dots.

That feeling of freedom, that willingness to tear off my sweater in front of the gals in the shops, and my comfort in wearing a bikini, even with a stretched-out belly, came in tiny increments. It came with finding my voice and my place in the world. It came with raising little boys into men with beards and then having a little girl with a body like mine: my grandmother’s long torso, my mother’s muscular legs, and my great aunt’s strong arms.