Um…did Your Dresser Explode?

I have to wonder howpeople function with things out of order. Is there something that happens in aperson’s head that somehow makes clothes burst from their dresser drawers? I’mnot a fan of disorder. It makes me nervous (that sounds like I could have a“disorder” of my own)! I can’t imagine how anyone could wake up and pull anoutfit, inside out, off the floor and put it on? It’s no wonder that people arelosing their minds. My friend would say, “It’s like heart jewelry. Some peoplelike it, and some people don’t!”…uh…what?? Actually I have no idea what thatmeans. She was comparing heart jewelry to camping when she said it.Hmm…uh…well…I suppose that since everyone sort of knows that camping sucks, shemust not like heart jewelry…but I still can’t connect a necklace with a hearton it to s’mores and sleeping on the ground??… Although, there is somethingabout chocolaty goodness melted against a hot marshmallow that sort of warms myheart…but then again, I could put a marshmallow on a spiedie skewer and melt itover a gas stove in my kitchen… if I disconnect the smoke detector for a fewminutes…Just a minute…

I’m back…I had to make a s’more…anyway…I think that the point is that peoplelike different things. Why would we bother to try to identify with people whodon’t fit with us? I met a guy who by all standards was very nice…however;there have never been two people more wrong for each other. Our differences arelaughable! So why did we even try to spend time with each other? Not being ableto make something like that work shouldn’t be seen as a failure right? Shouldwe at least try new things?…but what about the fact that he likes heart jewelryand I love to camp…wait…no! I like looking pretty and he likes camouflage. Thefunny thing is that he is really nice…but dancing around the subject of thefact that he’d be embarrassed to take me around his family because I’m a tinybit too “country club” seems hilarious to me. To each his own though! Whytorment each other? It’s like saying, “You’d be perfect for me if you were acompletely different person!”…excellent…let me try that! I’m sure there’s noone left on this earth and we are meant to spend our lives making each othermiserable! It’s so wrong…that it’s almost right! Strangely, there is somethingstill a tiny bit appealing about him. But for God’s sake man: Put your clothesback in that dresser of yours! How hard can it be to match your flip flops toyour camouflage shorts?