6 Traumatic Childhood Experiences That Gave Gen X An Exceptional Sense Of Humor
melissamn | Shutterstock Gen X loves to describe their childhood as feral. Their distinctive personalities are the result of the wild times they experienced and some questionable choices both they and their parents made.
While not everything Gen X went through should be recommended, it was all certainly memorable. The independence this generation harnessed as children led to some traumatic moments that shaped them into no-nonsense adults with a unique sense of humor and a taste for nostalgia.
These pretty much traumatic childhood experiences gave Gen X an impeccable sense of humor
1. Playing dodgeball
If you're Gen X (or really from any generation) and you haven't watched Rawson Marshall Thurber's movie "Dodgeball," then you're missing out. The movie perfectly encapsulates the competitive nature of a middle school dodgeball game in the 80s, as well as the trauma that came along with it.
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Having a rubber ball launched at your head across a gym full of sweaty children was highly unenjoyable, but it shaped you up to be a much more resilient version of yourself that laughs at things Gen Z and Gen Alpha see as struggles.
While gaga ball is certainly a lot safer for your brain and self-esteem, it doesn't hold a candle to the canon event of being picked last for teams in dodgeball. Now, 80s kids are better for it. They've taken this gym time horror story and turned it into dark humor, joking about the bruises they endured rather than crying like they did when they were ten.
2. Having to eat whatever was served, even if you hated it
While this may not have been traumatic in the scope of things, it certainly seemed like it when you were served Brussels sprouts at dinner. You likely washed it down with a glass of milk to mask the taste, then cursed out your mom in the bathroom, because you knew that if you didn't eat it, you wouldn't eat at all.
The abominations that your parents called meals created a more diverse palate and inspired you to become the cool parent you are now. You don't want to subject your kids to the same dinnertime torture that you experienced, so when you don't agree upon what to eat, you run to your nearest McDonald's to settle the debate.
Now that you're an adult, you get to eat all of the processed gas station treats that you weren't allowed to as a kid, and laugh at your younger self for being such a loser.
3. Babysitting your siblings while still being a kid yourself
As much as you may have wanted to be like Elizabeth Shue in "Adventures in Babysitting," babysitting probably looked more like listening to your siblings whine while trying to watch your favorite show.
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Gen X grew up as a generation of independent kids who eventually turned into independent adults. Playing outside until the streetlight turned on, going who-knows-where, gave them the mentality of tiny adults.
Their parents left them to babysit their siblings while they were barely old enough to reach the cabinets. Baby boomer parents were under the impression that so long as they had an eldest child above the age of eleven, there was no need to pay for a babysitter. The only tools they were provided were a rotary phone with a list of numbers to call in the case of trouble, and a meal to heat up stowed away in the fridge. While that may have resulted in some freak-out moments, it created memories that Gen X siblings now look back on and laugh at, but ultimately will never tell their parents about.
4. Being trapped in the car with parents or grandparents who smoked
One thing that many Gen X adults do not miss about their childhood is the cars. The 80s marked a time of bench seats and minimal seat belt protection, and when you were too hot, you couldn't do much but roll down a window.
The laundry list of cons includes the awful, smoky stench that Gen X was subjected to if they were raised by parents who smoked. Odds are, this was the case for many. The 80s marked a time where smoking cigarettes was still advertised as recommended by doctors, a marketing ploy from the 40s. Since smoking culture was so big, people were allowed to smoke indoors, and therefore, smoked in the car just as much.
In a survey of trends covering 1980 to 2009, from 1980 to 1982, the prevalence of smoking was 71.6% for men and 54.7% for women. Growing up during the peak of smoking culture created children who dealt with the unhealthy stench by poking fun at their parents for subjecting them to it.
5. Watching messed-up movies that gave them nightmares
While the horror and action movies from the 70s and 80s don't hold a flame to the terrifying films in theaters now, Gen X was exposed to messed-up movies at a much younger age than today's kids.
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The PG-13 rating didn't come around until 1984, which allowed children to be exposed to gory, violent films before even reaching double digits. PG options prior to this time were questionable, and even then, parents were lackadaisical about what their children watched, similar to their mindset about where their children went throughout the day.
The messed-up movies they love included "Gremlins," "The Terminator," "Jaws," "Alien," and "The Shining." Nowadays, movies like that are marketed toward the adults who grew up with them, but back in the 80s and 90s, many were viewed as kids' movies, regardless of the content.
This early exposure developed a generation that relies heavily on dark humor. Some say it's a coping mechanism, but some of it is just what they were taught in the media.
6. Losing your keys and having to wait outside until your parents came home
Gen X grew up with minimal adult supervision due to their working parents. When they returned home from school, they were expected to let themselves in and take care of themselves for at least a couple of hours.
But many in that generation faced the same hiccup. If they forgot their keys in the house or at school, they were locked out. This would result in having to sit outside on the porch or ring a neighbor's doorbell so that they had some place to stay while they waited for their parents to get home.
While this act would horrify Gen Alpha kids, Gen X suffered through it for better or for worse. Without portable phones to call up their parents, they adapted to a mindset that they could handle it on their own. From this experience, they grew into adults who are strong-willed and care little about what others think, to everyone else's hilarious benefit.
Gabrielle Mattes is a writer working towards a Creative Writing degree. Her focus is lifestyle, wellness, human interest, and relationships.
