27 Times This BADA$$ Lady Said EXACTLY What You Were Thinking

You don't have to be single OR a mom to recognize some funny quotes when you see them. 

Since I first came across the Facebook page Single Mom Diaries, I've had to restrain myself regularly from checking in on the semi-anonymous author's sharp, brilliant, and freaking hilarious one-liners too often, lest I find myself still scrolling and peeing my pants past some annoying deadline or another.

Being the generous soul I am, I have therefore captured for you here 27 of the best-of-the-best quotes from this divorced L.A. mom of three awesome boys.

Believe, it was not easy picking.

1About the quest to find a good man.

2About married girlfriends complaining about their husbands' wanting sex.

3About kids who just won't flush.

4About dining out with kiddos.

5About being a hypocrite.

6About people who've never been married.

7About what you can and can't make someone else feel.

8About sexting.

9About minding your Google manners.

10About the deeper meanings of emojis.

11About Siri.

12About the honest mouths of babes.

13About relationship dynamics.

14About understanding men.

15About texting fails.

16About parenting wins.

17About getting crafty.

18About general badassery.

19About latent sibling rivalry.

20About bringing sexy back.

21About parenting wins - FOR REAL.

22About communicating with your kids.

23About going with the flow.

24About alternative perspectives.

25About dick pics.

26About trust.

27About straight-up wisdom.