Women Who Are Mentally & Emotionally Obsessed With Someone Often Casually Do 10 Unhinged Things
LightField Studios | Shutterstock I’m happily married, but as a writer, I'm not a stranger to obsessing. When one of my books comes out, I check the Amazon rank every 10 seconds. Or the shares and comments on my articles. Or how much better every other writer in the universe is handling their books, lives, and online presence?
The sad truth about mentally and emotionally obsessing over someone is that it prevents you from doing something new, while you chew and gnaw on the old. (And, yes, the maybe-not-real-at-all.) This was going to be an article about how to know if you’re obsessing over someone, but the truth is, you know if you are. (And you probably are, if you clicked.) So let’s make this a one-two punch of how to know and what to do.
Women who are obsessed with someone usually do a few unhinged things:
1. They check his social media accounts more than their own
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X, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, even LinkedIn if you're wild, repeat.
Solution: If you can, avoid social media. That’s hard. And maybe you can’t unfriend him without it seeming weird or petty, but you can make it so his stuff stops showing up in your feed. Even though he — thank god — doesn’t know every time you visit his page, tell yourself he does. Do you want him to know how many times you looked at that photo of him eating that taco? Didn’t think so.
2. They not only check his social media, but they read into it
You once had a romantic brunch together, and he posted a photo of Eggs Benedict on Instagram. You think it’s a clue meant for your eyes only.
Solution: Remind yourself the only real clue he still likes you is if he tells you directly.
3. An obsessed woman imagines him brooding
You think not hearing from him means he's sad and hoping you'll come back. In your mind, he's elbow-deep in ice cream and tears, and only you reaching out can help him.
Solution: Again, if he wants you, he will let you know. Unless you’re the one who ended things and he tried to make a case for keeping on, he's just likely trying to live his life, just like you are.
4. They check the social media accounts of people he's dating
This is worse than checking your ex’s accounts. Not much more to say about that.
Solution: Imagine that every time you incognito visited the new flame’s Instagram story, or worse, their horoscope, you’re making them that much more attractive. In a way, you are because you’re making yourself that much more dull.
5. Women like this imagine all the ways his new relationship will or won’t work
Solution: Sorry, there’s no solution for the fact that he's dating someone other than you. But look, if the guy was a jerk to you, guess what? He’s still going to be one with her.
And if you had a good thing and now you’re thinking about him and the new flame in soft lighting with pretty pillow talk, then you’re depressed and letting them be the star of a movie in your head, instead of being the star of your own life. If you’re cursing them and picturing bad intimacy and incompatibility, then you’re being — well — normal, but a little mean. The most gangsta thing you can do? Wish them well. Shrug ‘em off. Make them irrelevant. They are.
6. They write his one last letter or email, one with all the feelings
Solution: Unless the reason you broke up is that you never told him you loved him or he wanted to move in together and you didn’t (or some other big issue that you’re willing, now, to bend on), there’s no new piece of information you can give that’s going to change his mind. If you need to write the thing, write it, but burn it or eat it before you give it to him.
7. They make all the friendly, just-friends gestures
You send him a peppy birthday card that falsely provides the illusion “I’m okay and here's a card to prove it!! Look, GLITTER!”
Solution: Maybe you can be friends with him someday. When you’re way over it. When you’re super-hot, super-confident, and maybe dating someone super-better. But right now, cut things off. It won't help you move on.
8. Women who are truly obsessed wonder, on occasion, if they might be stalking him
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Solution: No solution. If you think you’re stalking him, you probably are. Just because you haven’t boiled a bunny doesn’t mean you’re not being a weirdo. Don't be a weirdo.
9. They look for signs in everything
This is the equivalent of playing “he loves me/loves me not” with a daisy. Maybe you visited a psychic, asked questions of the Magic 8 Ball (I recently asked the online version if my book was any good), or told yourself he’ll come back if the traffic light turns green in the next 10 seconds.
Solution: Nobody and nothing knows anything. Ask long enough, and you’ll get the answer you want, but that doesn’t make it true.
10. Obsessive women get with him because they think one last hurrah will remind him how good it was
Solution: Want to get over him? Keep your pants on, literally and figuratively. If he wants you back, make him show you he's all in. Not just inside you for one last (but not last) time; that’s just going to make you sad later. If you’re feeling the itch, pick someone up and practice safe intimacy.
These are just some of the signs; I’m sure there are even more elaborate ways to trace and track your ex now. (A friend recently told me about seeing one of her exes as a possible match on Tinder and wondering daily whether to swipe left or right on him. Oy.) But here’s the deal — and maybe I’m being prejudicial — but I’m a woman, and I think obsessing like this is a woman’s problem, most of the time anyway. Yes, guys might be heartbroken and sad, but I don’t think they spend hours digging into our social media profiles looking for clues to what could be or is yet to come. Most likely, they masturbate to an old photo of you and go out for a beer with the guys.
So, take this to heart: There’s an Oscar Wilde quote: “The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.” As women, this is our gold. We never want to believe that what seems like the in-your-face truth is the whole truth.
We imagine that the truth is buried under adornments and intricacies. It’s a rococo parlor of complications, unclear motivations, and “deep down, I think he…” statements. We want to believe the truth about the people who don’t seem to love us is that they're just an over-accessorized, overly made-up person; if she shed her layers, we’d see the natural beauty underneath.
But, as hard as it is to admit it, the truth with relationships often is an Occam’s razor, a cold Occam’s razor: They’ve either got the feeling, or they don’t. And all of the above things add up to one super-solid, super-simple truth: You are putting more time into his life than your own. Sure, it’s your life, but do you want to spend it thinking about him? Or worse, thinking about him and his new amour? So if you need to imagine something, imagine it this way: Every thought you give him makes his life that much better. It costs you time, money, and opportunity. Start adding up the minutes you spend thinking about him or doing things to learn about him, and pay yourself a dollar. Time is money.
And maybe it’s true, and he’s: Intimidated by you; Afraid of how much he feels; Afraid of losing you, so doesn’t want to have you because then he might lose you; Or some deep-down thing like that. But if it is all “deep down” and he isn’t willing to put it on the line at all, is that the person you want? It's time to move on. Obsess about you. (And go ahead, Instagram your life with the most flattering of filters. Just in case he's looking.)
B.A. Marvell contributes to YourTango, writing about love and relationships.
