5 Tiny Things My Husband Loathes About Our Marriage

Sometimes I'm a pain to be married to.

Last updated on Apr 18, 2024

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By Jennifer Ginsberg

After my brutally honest essay, "The Five Things I Loathe About Marriage," Adam, my husband, has finally prepared his rebuttal. In a marriage, there has to be a lot of compromises. It's where you really have to be willing to give up anything (within reason) for the love of your life. And even though you love each other, you still end up on each other's nerves every now and again. It's unavoidable. But your love will persevere and you will live with things because you want to be with each other. But since I wrote about the biggest things that drove me nuts about my marriage, my husband thought he needed to do the same thing. So, here are the five things my husband hates about our marriage.


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Here are 5 tiny things my husband loathes about our marriage:

1. Bathroom sharing

He seems to take issue with my hair. Yes, it is long. Yes, it is dark. Yes, he loves to run his fingers through it. But he does not like to see it in his brush, in the sink, on the floor, and in the shower. He also does not seem to understand why I need to keep an artillery of products on the counter, poised and ready for combat, at all times. Are a round brush, a vent brush, three combs, and 15 different types of leave-in conditioner all really necessary? "And why do you need both a flat iron and a curling iron to be plugged in at the same time?" he asked me the other day, completely bewildered. "What's the meaning of life?" I responded, knowing that neither question could ever really be answered. 


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2. Bed-sharing

According to Adam, he is getting a lot of action in bed, and it comes in a variety of ways. Whether his covers are getting ripped off, or his pillows are getting pulled out from under him, he can always count on me to suddenly arouse him from the deepest sleep. Speaking of getting aroused... "When is the best time to initiate intimacy?" he recently inquired. My answer: Not when I am tired, sleeping, writing, doing yoga, having PMS, having my period, ovulating, or feeling fat. It's really not that complicated, is it?

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3. Non-stop compromise

Adam grew up eating fast food, Chinese take-out, and Hostess and Nabisco snacks. I am an organic, mostly vegetarian type who hates anything processed. Shortly after we were married, I unceremoniously threw out his Wonder Bread, Ding Dongs, and Ritz crackers in one fell swoop. He didn't know whether to slowly stab me to death or sit shivah. "I cannot live in a house with Wonder Bread!" I declared. End of discussion. "This is called a compromise?" he asked me, as he tried to choke down a piece of whole-grain cardboard. 



4. Civility during PMS

Granted, I feel bloated, my breasts hurt, I'm tearful, and my clothes don't fit. But Adam would like to set the record straight: He is not responsible for my condition. "So, please, please, please stop blaming me," he begged when I interviewed him on this topic. "Just go into isolation and eat your chocolate chips and peanut butter and let me be." 

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5. Having to accept the other men in my life

Ever since Adam and I met, I have been having passionate love affairs. While the names and faces of these men are different, they are universally responsive to my needs and provide me with unlimited stimulation. You might even say I am addicted to them. I go to bed dreaming about them and wake up thinking about them. They are the unsung heroes in my life: the Starbucks baristas who make me my nonfat extra-shot soy lattes and iced green teas (no water, no sweetener).

I run to them first thing in the morning and throughout the day. At times, I even make Adam face them to get me my fix. He does this without complaint, which is one of the many reasons I love him. I admit, it is an unconventional arrangement, but we make it work. While the union of marriage offers incredible benefits, it can also be a major pain for both genders. However, I believe that by accepting our differences (rather than denying them), even the most frustrating conflicts can be navigated with mutual respect and a good sense of humor. We make it work. We understand each other. As long as I have my soy latte and there isn't Wonder Bread in my pantry, and as long as Adam occasionally gets aroused from his deepest sleep, we are both happy!

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Jennifer Ginsberg is a blogger, freelance writer, and former contributor to Momlogic.