30 Best, Most Relatable Kourtney Kardashian Quotes About Love, Life, And Family Values

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30 Of The Most Relatable Sayings, Told By Kourtney Kardashian

We've been watching the Kardashian and Jenner family grow up for the last decade. Along with the laughs, tears, and shock, we've come to learn that these siblings can say some of the most blunt, insane, and down right most relatable things we've ever heard on television.

In particular, Kourtney Kardashian seems to have no filter when it comes to saying exactly how she feels. As most of us have these thoughts anyway (and keep them there), we'd like to applaud her for always speaking her truth.

Read on as we list 30 of the best Kourtney Kardashian quotes, and why the eldest sibling is our honorary spirit animal. 

1. When communication is a challenge

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jan 10, 2019 at 5:03pm PST

"I mean, we're not talking, and normally we talk."

2. And with a nice glass of wine in hand

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Dec 2, 2018 at 6:29pm PST

"I feel fine. I just cry myself to sleep every night."

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3. When you overanalyze every detail

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Mar 19, 2019 at 12:10pm PDT

"It's not what you say, it's how you say it."

4. Being let in on all the deets

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Feb 7, 2019 at 9:46am PST

"I have my sources."

5. No new friends

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Dec 19, 2018 at 1:13pm PST

"That personality just doesn't vibe with others."

6. Creating awkward situations, like it's a hobby

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Dec 30, 2018 at 8:42am PST

"Alright, I'm going to make urination sample."

7. Sometimes it's fun to third wheel 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Dec 5, 2018 at 9:28pm PST

"I just took it upon myself to tag along."

8. Avoiding anything confrontational

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Oct 31, 2018 at 9:31pm PDT

"If someone's, like, trying to get deep with me about something, I'm just like, no, no, no, no."

9. Have you heard of texting?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Jina205backup (@jina205backup) on Apr 19, 2016 at 6:56pm PDT

"Your conversations are too long, bye."

10. Trying to make excuses for your friend who's just been ghosted

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jul 30, 2018 at 3:12pm PDT

"She's probably not answering because she stole the dog and she's on the run."

11. When your parents ask how your job is doing, who you're dating, or if you've thought about settling down...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jul 30, 2018 at 2:21pm PDT

"My vibe right now is just living life."

12. Being out of touch with technology

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on May 21, 2018 at 12:40pm PDT

"We're gonna Snapchat!"

13. When someone's talking dish about your BFF

"She's kinda like a ride or die kinda biotch."

14. As your boss asks what you're doing

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on May 27, 2018 at 8:03pm PDT

"I'm not just sitting here dilly-dallying."

15. When you haven't had a carb since 2017

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Mar 25, 2018 at 11:13am PDT

"I just lose weight."

16. On a Friday

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Mar 18, 2018 at 9:15pm PDT

"I'm leaving at 4PM and I don't care what anybody else says."

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17. When someone brings up politics

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Mar 5, 2018 at 6:26pm PST

"Anyways..."

18. When you're right, you're right

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by • naomi san • (@itsnaomisan) on May 2, 2017 at 12:23pm PDT

"My way is the best way."

19. Embracing the humblebrag

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Dec 15, 2017 at 11:02am PST

"Even my cartoon character looks great."

20. Hearing how much weddings cost

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Oct 10, 2017 at 2:40pm PDT

"Thank god I have no friends."

21. Noticing PDA all over social media

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Sep 23, 2017 at 1:03pm PDT

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"That's not cute."

22. Keeping things honest and blunt

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Aug 28, 2017 at 12:20pm PDT

"That's so embarrassing for your life. And your soul."

23. When your friend over-dramatizes a situation 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jun 29, 2017 at 9:49pm PDT

"Kim, there's people that are dying."

24. As you and your bestie part ways

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jun 14, 2017 at 2:48pm PDT

"See ya when I see ya, b****."

25. What your mama taught you

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jun 13, 2017 at 12:03pm PDT

"If I can't say anything nice, I just won't say anything at all."

26. Being a wing-woman

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jun 3, 2017 at 3:31pm PDT

"You can thank me later."

27. Talking to your flakey friend

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by  (@sydneyiatonna) on Apr 3, 2016 at 4:40pm PDT

"Just when you make plans, God laughs."

28. When people on Facebook are getting engaged, promoted, married, and having children

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Feb 23, 2017 at 11:07am PST

"Get over yourself."

29. Visiting home for the holidays

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Feb 2, 2017 at 7:11pm PST

"I'm gracing you with my presence."

30. Sometimes, you have to let words go

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

A post shared by David Servin (@itsdavidservin) on May 13, 2016 at 2:12pm PDT

"Everything you're saying is going in one ear and out the other."

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Elizabeth Blasi is a New Yorker. A lifestyle & travel writer, who is often seen with a suitcase in hand, jetsetting to her next location. But as a true Digital Nomad, her love of writing and romance novels means her laptop is always beside her.