The Weirdest, Most Odd-Ball Things About Each Zodiac Sign

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Everyone has that weird thing about them that all their friends and family know about, but they somehow get away with it because, well... that’s just them!

And I’m not necessarily talking about dipping your French fries in ice cream or being weird about wearing socks to bed.

What I mean is that if anyone besides the people who know you best saw you being your weird, oddball self, they would probably leave while they still had the chance.

Being weird is not something to be ashamed of. As an Aquarius, I know exactly what it feels like to be the odd one in my squad, but guess what?

I love it because I know that I’m totally unforgettable, even if it’s because I embarrassed myself in public (like always) or started going off to my boyfriend about conspiracy theories (again).

Being a little weird can be more rewarding than just being unforgettable, though. It means you’re not like everyone else and it also means that you’re not afraid to stand out, even if that means you get embarrassed in the process.

Even if your “thing” isn’t really that weird at all, but maybe just a little quirky, it’s still completely you.

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Some of the zodiac signs are MUCH weirder than others, but it’s probably only because they were already pretty weird to being with (sorry, not sorry).

That said, having these oddball astrological signs in our lives just makes everything more interesting; they are the type of people who always have an awesome story to share and always want you to be a part of their next adventure, especially if it involves hunting for Bigfoot or buying an unreal amount of fast food at 2 in the morning.

Because I know how curious you are, keep reading to find out what the weirdest thing is about each sign.

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

Aries Weird Zodiac Sign

Aries is a TOTAL slob. She somehow always has a month’s worth of clothes and shoes on her bedroom floor (yet can still find an outfit to wear in 5 minutes), food wrappers in her car, and makeup all over her vanity.

Being the messiest person in the world doesn’t really seem like an Aries type of problem – especially because she’s the only one with her life together – but it’s the truth.

On top of all this, you will NEVER see an Aries clean up her mess. When you’re constantly on the go, you really don’t have time to spend hours cleaning your room.

Plus, the only people allowed in her room in the first place don’t mind, anyway.

READ: 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries (As Written By An Aries)

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)

Taurus Weird Zodiac Sign

Taurus has a crazy obsession with food that no one truly understands the depth of until they spend an afternoon with her. And when I say obsession, I mean a bad obsession.

She literally cannot leave the house without buying snacks, whether that is during her weekly grocery shop, at 7/11 on the way to a party, when she’s at the movies, during road trips… take your pick.

On the rare occasions when she does share her food with you, she always has a lot of options to choose from, but don’t assume she’ll be in a giving mood all the time.

Whatever hungry beast is hiding inside of Taurus 24/7 insists that she keep the yummiest snacks to herself. Besides, everyone knows that Taurus doesn’t realty like sharing to begin with.

READ: 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus (As Written By A Taurus)

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

Gemini Weird Zodiac Sign

Gemini is TERRIBLE with numbers. I know it sounds random, but for whatever reason, the concept of math and numbers is lost on her.

She always over-tips (not a bad thing at all), can’t remember phone numbers and addresses, and basically relies on her phone for everything.

When it comes to numbers, Gemini is a total mystery. She miraculously passed math class in school, but no one knows how and everyone is too afraid to ask… Probably dark magic when it comes to Gemini.

READ: 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini (As Written By One)

CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

Cancer Weird Zodiac Sign

Cancer is the hopeless romantic that people only read about in bad fan fiction. On a daily basis, you will find her creating imaginary relationships with famous people that will never happen.

She’s the girl who writes her name and someone else’s name in a heart on all her notebooks, too.

Since she was in middle school, her bedroom walls have been plastered with magazine cutouts of her favorite celebs, which she TOTALLY doesn’t kiss good night.

It may seem weird to you, but it makes her so happy that you can’t help but indulge her. Buy her a t-shirt with her flavor-of-the-month guy on it and she’ll love you forever.

READ: 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer (As Written By A Cancer)

LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)

Leo Weird Zodiac Sign

Leo is the friend you want to be with when it’s 3AM and the two of you are starving. If you ever hear rumors about someone spending $200 at Taco Bell, it’s more than likely a Leo.

She also seemingly never has cash on her (maybe it’s a way to stop herself from spending it all on food?), but she always treats when she has enough money on her credit card.

Leo is the type of person who always has a fully-stocked kitchen – including your fave snacks, no less – and the friend who constantly has snacks in her purse.

She might not always be eating, but there’s never a need to complain about hunger when you’re with her.

READ: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo (As Written By A Leo)

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sep 22)

Virgo Weird Zodiac Sign

Virgo is the embodiment of the saying “a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets.” She’s the innocent girl who secretly has an entire room full of sex toys.

You can even catch her reading Kama Sutra for fun, but she only ever shows you this side of herself if you’re her BFF.

Virgo is the type of friend to always give you amazing (and effective) tips on how to please your man, but also share dirty jokes with you that are actually funny.

She’s also really into one night stands, which doesn’t really seem like her, but then again, anything about Virgo could surprise you.

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Libra Weird Zodiac Sign

Libra is totally oblivious about how pretty – okay, breathtaking – she is, no matter how many times her friends tell her. She always tries her hardest to look good when she’s getting ready to go out, and even if she doesn’t try, she still looks amazing.

She doesn’t ever believe it when people compliment her (especially strangers) and it isn’t because she’s trying to be modest; she really doesn’t see it.

Libra has that unexpected type of beauty that takes your breath away. In other words, she’s a TOTAL bombshell and she doesn’t even know it.

READ: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra (As Written By A Libra)

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Scorpio Weird Zodiac Sign

Scorpio is a huge softie, which is a side of her almost everyone forgets. She would rather cover herself with a pile of kittens than do pretty much anything else in the world and cries when she watches sappy movies, even if she pretends she doesn’t.

She’s the type of person to cross the street (and risk getting hit by a car) just to pet a dog and will text you every time she sees a cute animal.

Scorpio already has names picked out for all of her future pets (if you ask her, she’ll deny it) and she’ll sometimes come over to your house just to play with your dogs (or cats, she isn’t picky).

READ: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio (As Written By A Scorpio)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 19)

Sagittarius Weird Zodiac Sign

Sagittarius is WAY more stressed than anyone realizes and she’ll never let on just how tightly wound she can be.

She always tries to appear calmer than she actually is and is surprisingly good at it. She wants people to think that she’s got everything under control even if it kills her.

Even though she can get crazy with stress sometimes, Sagittarius is the type of person to always have the best stress busters available whenever she (or her friends) needs it; stress balls, coloring books, an entire playlist for those stressful days, she’s got them all.

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius (As Written By One)

CAPRICORN (Dec 20 - Jan 19)

Capricorn Weird Zodiac Sign

Capricorn has the WORST memory ever; she couldn’t remember a thing even if you paid her.

No matter how hard she tries, she can barely remember what she ate for breakfast, let alone what she did last week.

Capricorn is especially terrible with names and dates, so forget about her remembering your birthday. She’s the type of person to get lost in her own neighborhood, which is why the GPS function on her phone is her best friend.

Don’t get her wrong, she really tries, but she just can’t remember a thing to save her life.

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn (As Written By One)

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

Aquarius Weird Zodiac Sign

Aquarius is the type of person who 100% believes in conspiracy theories and aliens, and is always up for showing you her prized, blurry photos of UFOs and Bigfoot.

She will constantly tell you that the government is hiding things from us and will spend hours on government conspiracy websites proving her theories right.

You can often find Aquarius making up stories about her own suspicions and theories, and sharing them with strangers.

Anyone who doesn’t know her assume she’s just joking, but trust me when I say she’s completely serious. Give her time to warm up around you and she’ll definitely admit that she thinks the moon landing was faked.

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius (As Written By One)

PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

Pisces Weird Zodiac Sign

Pisces is a completely different person when she’s alone. She loves having a good time by herself, which usually includes blasting her favorite guilty-pleasure music, getting drunk, and doing embarrassing things for Snapchat.

Getting drunk makes her a more uninhibited person in public (but she never gets sloppy drunk). She honestly just loves having fun and will jump at the chance to party.

Even if it’s just you, her, Chinese takeout, and a bottle of wine, she’ll make it a night to remember (and do again next weekend).

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces (As Written By A Pisces)