This Guy's Penis Comics Have Gotten Him Over 50K Instagram Followers

Some people live their lives by "follow the money," but personally, I'd rather follow the phallus.

And, I'm thinking I'm not alone!

For illustrator Nathan Bulmer, everything can be traced back to a penis (quite literally) or butts. In case you're wondering how this pervy guy hasn't ceased to exist, it's because he's pretty darn funny and he has over 50,000 followers on Instagram who would probably agree with that statement. 

What I mean to say is that he makes guides to drawing things by using a phallus as the base of a lot of his work. Like this!

Or this! Crazy right? But, you know what? There's a method to his madness and it works for him. (He has a knack for sacks.) 

Then there are the rare occasions where he ditches the dicks and goes for a more normal vibe.

When Bulmer isn't living his days out as a dick illustrator, he works as a storyboarder for big industry names like Cartoon Network, Dreamworks and Nickelodeon. 

Through his more animated illustrations, we've learned that there's joy in every dick pic.