BREAKING: You Can Now Get DRUNK From Sperm!

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These days it seems like you can find a penis-shaped anything — so much so that they’ve lost most of the shock value that made them fun in the first place.

Not to worry, though! There’s a new phallically-inspired novelty in town. Meet “Little Krugy,” A.K.A. "Popsy," the liqueur that’s shaped like sperm. Yes, seriously. They're even being touted (kind of disturbingly) as “the true adult beverage.”


These little guys, made by the German company Krugmann, have made their way all the way across the pond to keep us endlessly amused AND tipsy at bachelorette parties and the like. 

Not only are they funny and oddly cute to look at, but they also pack a decent alcoholic punch at 30 proof each. That’s more than any of your favorite wines, after all!


And apparently the liqueur in the sperm-shaped bottles tastes pretty good, too, described on Spirits Review as having notes of vanilla, caramel, cinnamon, allspice, toffee, butterscotch, persimmon, and cardamom.

As for the texture and appearance, you can probably imagine what the manufacturers were going for: “Milky, yellow off-white color, very thick, almost viscous body to it.” Thus, solidifying its place as a perfect gag gift for a bride-to-be or simple, fleeting entertainment for those of us whose minds are hopelessly and forever in the gutter. (You know who you are.)

Finding this suggestively-shaped liqueur for sale is a bit of a challenge in the United States, but that’s what the internet is for, right? Nothing should stand in your way of some good, old-fashioned dirty humor!

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