The 15 FUNNIEST Things Kids Have Said About Their Parents' Bodies

1. "Mom, why does dad have an arm on his butt?"

2. "Look Mom, Daddy has three pee-pees!"

3. "Mom, is that poop?" in response to seeing Mom's pubic hair.

4. "Daddy, you're handsome. But not when you're naked."

5. "Daddy has a peanut. But I don't 'cause I'm a girl."

6. "Remember, you have to be careful of Daddy's balls."

7. To brother: "You have a small penis. Daddy has a big penis."

8. Watching Dad pee: "Do you poop out of that thing too?!"

9. "Ohhh Mommy, look at your big circles!"

10. To pediatrician: "I have nipples. Mommy has huge nipples."

11. "Look, mama! You have a downstairs beard!"

12. Walking in on Dad peeing: "Daddy has a bird on his girl parts!"

13. Points to Mom's breasts: "What are those little guys?"

14. "Mama, where is your penis?"

15. Points to Mom's pubic hair then to stuffed monkey: "MONKEY!"