What The Type Of Thong You Wear Says About Your Sex Personality

The v-string is a stunner and leaves (almost) little to the imagination. This thing is great for ladies who want to skip foreplay and get right to the action.

It's great because it closely resembles your basic thong. And it's also great for Victoria's Secret models who have that ridiculous thigh gap.

The lace crisscross thong has more material on it (at least in the front), so you won't jump the gun by wearing this one. Add some sweat and you're good to go.

You aren't about the frills and thrills of over-the-top thongs. Instead, you like to keep things simple ... before revealing your inner freak of nature.

You like to get down and dirty, and waste no time getting there. I mean, you may as well go commando because there's, like, not much of a difference.

NOPE. Just ... nope. Though, it's probably OK if you want to unleash your inner stripper and ride that pole (wink).

The micro g-string is SUPER naughty and has even less coverage than your average thong. Some designs even have clasps on the side for easy removal.

This is great for ladies who can jump from foreplay to gettin' it on in, like, 2 seconds.

If you're looking for a cute, but also super sexy look, this is the thong for you. They're also a lingerie MUST-have, and are perfect for lounging around in (you know, when you're taking a break from all the sex you're having).

This thong also comes with a clasp for easy access, which is wonderful if you're an exotic dancer. Or just want to get things rolling.

Show us your moves, Peaches.

C-strings are a completely different playing field for women who love sexy underwear because they don't even have STRINGS.

The underwear itself is in a C-shape, and completely eliminates the panty-line. But really, what's the point of even wearing underwear to begin with?

The tanga panty is a cross between a bikini and a thong, and is the perfect choice for ladies who want to look and feel sexy, without revealing too much of their vag.

Named after the types of thongs popular in Brazil (in Rio de Janeiro, obviously), this kind of thong resembles bikini bottoms (sort of).

Showing off your junk has never been so easy.

Borat wore it, and so can you! JK, please don't. These really don't look good on anyone, especially not hairy men. Sling thongs are also called "mankinis" ... only much, much worse.

The chip g-string is even SMALLER than a g-string. We can see your labia! Another great thong for ladies looking to get right into the action.