Photo: WeHeartIt
It's a delicious (and exhausting) life.
By Jessica Sager — Written on Jul 17, 2015
You know how when you meet a new guy you're really into, you want to be with, text, hug and spoon him all the time? 24/7? But you know that you can't, because it would be super creepy, freak him out, and lead you to inevitably die alone someday?
Think of being a chronically hungry girl in those terms: food is that amazing dude, and we need him. But we know that if we actually had him that much and that often, we'd have diabetes instead of a boyfriend.
Basically, food is a wonderful thing. It's so wonderful, in fact, that it can sometimes be crippling.
If you've ever found yourself stashing snacks in your desk drawer at work to the point of being completely unable to find a pen, or planning your weekends around where and when you score some macaroni and cheese, it means something: you, like me, are chronically hungry. Or, just bored and telling yourself that you're hungry so you have an excuse to gorge.
In any case, here's how hard life can be when you world revolves around your next fix of edibles. And we're not talking about the marijuana variety, because you don't need it — you already have the munchies constantly.
No matter where you are, food is on your mind.
Photo: Giphy
You're legitimately concerned about your health.
Photo: Giphy
Your rainy weekends pretty much look like this.
Photo: Giphy
As soon as you start thinking of the perfect beach body, you stop caring.
Photo: Giphy
This rings very, very true.
Photo: Tumblr
You occasionally bite off more than you can chew ... literally.
Photo: Giphy
You're always the first person at the restaurant or table ... and you hate waiting.
Photo: Tumblr
If attaining food were this easy, you'd have so much less anxiety. You'd also have to be burned out of your apartment.
Photo: Tumblr
This is your idea of a living nightmare.
Photo: Giphy
When dessert comes out, conversations stop abruptly.
Photo: Giphy
When you have people over, this is your first exchange.
Photo: Giphy
Those closest to you know that your moods are pretty much governed by your belly.
Photo: Tumblr
You know what true love is.
Photo: Tumblr
When you're hangry, the world knows to watch out.
Photo: Tumblr
You've cancelled plans — or at least considered it — based on how long you'd go without snacks.
Photo: Giphy
Candy Crush is triggering.
Photo: Giphy
You've been asked by wait staff if you're expecting anyone else ... based on how much food you ordered just for yourself.
Photo: Giphy
Whenever you see something edible, you silently utter these words.
Photo: Tumblr
