12 Struggles Only People Who Are Always Cold Will Understand

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 Only People Who Are Always Cold Will Understand
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Brrrrrrrrrrr.

If you need us, we'll just be over there in our Parkas in the middle of Spring ... plus the other not-so-cool (pun intended) struggles of feeling like you're in the Arctic 24/7:

1. What is going ON in restaurants, museums, and movie theaters in the summer? Is this a cruel evolutionary prank to phase cold people out of the genetic pool?

TURN DOWN THE AC.

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2. 87 percent of the world's cardigan purchases are made by us.

You're welcome, Banana Republic.

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3. Hot tubs and saunas > Pools and oceans.

All day, everyday.

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4. Winter socks are just socks for us.

5. Speaking of winter socks, those babies are packed front and center in our airplane carry-on. (See #1.)

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6. And speaking of airplanes, we immediately turn off the AC knob that's blasting directly into our FACE as soon as we take our seats.

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7. Similarly, we hate everyone who doesn't turn off their AC knobs, specifically the overheated, sweating, tank-topped dude next to us.

Really, bro? REALLY?

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8. We have space-heaters under our desk, even though it's against company policy.

F*ck that; we're cold.

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9. We will pay an exorbitant rate for the indoor parking lot because we can't even in January.

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10. Your home and car AC temperature has turned into the Temple Mount: constantly battled over.

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11. You have those instant heat hand warmers just, like, laying around your house as though they were ponytail holders.

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12. Open windows > AC. NOT EVEN A CONTEST.

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