16 Struggles Only Ambitiously Lazy People Will Understand

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Ambitiously Lazy

There are two kinds of people in this world. There are the ambitious people who will do anything and everything it takes to make their way to the top. Then there are the people who do what they need to do to get by, but that extra effort is way too much to even think about.

However, there is a third type of person and they're an extraordinary oxymoron. These people are the ambitiously lazy. You know, the type of people who could be totally awesome if they put forth a little effort.

Though there are times these folks push themselves, the rest of the time they can't even be bothered to plug in your cell phone. 

Most ambitiously lazy people fall in their 20s because while they're kind of an adult, they still love to pretend their responsibilities don't apply to them. 20-somethings think they have all the time in the world to be ambitious, so why not be lazy just a bit longer?

They are a special breed, but a damn awesome one. There are exceptions, of course, and I applaud you for either being extremely lazy or intensely ambitious.

Ambitiously lazy people choose to sit right here and enjoy that sweet spot between making plans and Netflix. There's always next weekend to find a date, I guess.

Here are 16 struggles only ambitiously lazy people understand:

All your major projects are only half-finished.

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Over it

You've got some brilliant ideas...

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brilliant ideas

... but none of them ever pan out because you really don't want to try that hard.

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There's someone in your life who makes your vacation plans come to life.

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You had every intention of going across the street for food, but you ordered from Seamless instead.

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don't judge me

Your Pinterest board is totally filled with some awesome redesign ideas that you'll never get around to doing.

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This is what you look like before attempting to cook a healthy meal.

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And this is what happens during your attempt to cook.

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You procrastinate things you actually WANT to do.

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You promise yourself on a daily basis that you will work harder tomorrow. But tomorrow never comes.

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work hard

It's normal for you to use the "I have other plans" excuse just to avoid putting on pants.

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It would be great if wishing you were at the gym were as effective as actually going to the gym.

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You know the exact number of times you're allowed to snooze your alarm.

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You don't charge your phone until you absolutely have to, only because you're way too lazy to get your charger.

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You always offer to help someone in the kitchen, praying that they will say there's nothing for you to do. Reverse psychology, baby!

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helping out

This pretty much sums up your whole life of ambitious laziness.

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