9 Cats Trying To Hit On You With Government Shutdown Pickup Lines

9 Cats Trying To Hit On You With Government Shutdown Pickup Lines
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The government may be shut down, but these frisky felines are open for business.

You know how much we love flirty cats. Whether they're trying to pick you up on the sidewalk or OKCupid, some felines are just relentless. But you can't blame a kitty for trying ... you've got it going on lately.

And even news of the government shutdown, these cats are up to their sneaky ways once again. They're even using it as an excuse to take you home.

Here are our favorite #ShutdownPickupLines tweets, as told by some ultra flirty cats.

Was hoping you'd notice.
Don't make me blush!
I'll tell if you tell
Both, I think?
Pick me up at 8?
Thought you'd never ask ...
Aw, shucks
Pretty tempting, huh?

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Couldn't think of anything more romantic ...

 

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