Penis Cakes For Every Occasion — Even Your Kid’s Birthday (Really!)

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Penis cakes are practically required at bachelorette parties these days. They're fun and sexy ... but the next day all you have is an oddly shaped pan, you'll probably never use again. Knowing this, the creative team at Bachelorette.com decided to cook up new uses your forgotten erotic bakeware.

And thus, the Penispans site was born.

"When you spend too much time with something like a penis cake pan you start to wonder ... what happens to the pan after they bake a cake for the bachelorette party? Is it thrown away? Put in the recycling bin where all of your neighbors can see it? Left in the cupboard? We decided it was the latter, so we figured we probably had 10,000 customers or so with a penis cake pan [to spare]," says Bachelorette.com President Tom Nardone, who filled us in on this phallus-tastic project. " We wanted to help them find another use for the pan that they had spent their hard-earned money on."

Here's a look at some of the most creative cock-pan cakes:

1. The Alligator

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2. The Farm

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3. The elephant

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4. Balloons

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5. The lighthouse

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6. Fireworks

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7. The Palm Tree

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8. The UFO

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9. The Wizard

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10. The Christmas Tree

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