Brandi Glanville: 'The Lessons My Painful Divorce Taught Me'

Brandi Glanville

"You want to say, 'He's a douchebag and she's a whore,' but you can't."

Beautiful blonde model marries (freakin' hot!) actor. He jets off to film a TV movie and cheats. Then he marries said mistress.

Then model lands a reality show, book deal, and hooks up with Gerard Butler? Well played, Brandi Glanville, well played.

YourTango recently spoke with the Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders author as she drove to pick up her son with ex Eddie Cibrian from school. Oh, and back to that Gerard Butler comment mentioned above, don't expect any more celebrity kissing and telling after she spilled the beans about that oh-so-steamy week-long affair on Watch What Happens Live. "I am not going there again. I learned my lesson with the whole Gerard Butler thing, and I will not tell you that," the Beverly Hills Housewife replies when asked about her latest famous fooling around session, which happened more than six months ago.

But rest assured, the mystery man was "definitely hot."

Speaking of …

YourTango: Who would you pick to play Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades movie?

Brandi Glanville: I think he would have to be Zac Efron.

YourTango: He's hot. Would you say he is your celebrity crush?

Brandi Glanville: Yes. He is my answer for everything. (Laughs)

YourTango: Have you met him?

Brandi Glanville: Yeah. He was very, very sweet. Obviously with his career we had mutual friends, but he is so handsome in person. It's like, 'Oh my god, let's make out.' But obviously I can't say that. I kind of feel like a child molester even saying I think he's cute, because I feel like he's younger than he is. He's 25 now so I don't feel real awkward having a crush on him.

YourTango:. Do you remember when he dropped a condom on the red carpet?

Brandi Glanville: I realized he wasn't a baby anymore … I thought that was a very sexy moment for him. KEEP READING ...

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