Celebrate Secretary's Day With A Secretary Fantasy

Celebrate Administrative Professional's Day (aka Secretary's Day) with a secretary fantasy.

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Calling all Joan Holloway fans: April 21 is Administrative Professional's Day (aka Secretary's Day), so why not celebrate it with a bit of fantasy? While most of us will probably never have an affair with our silver-haired boss, with a little imagination we can all be sexy secretaries.

In Role Play For Beginners we explained that pretending to be someone else can release your inhibitions and pump up your sex life—and it can also bring you close to your partner. Sound appealing? Here's how to get in touch with your inner typing temptress.

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Essentials: A home office, a desk, and a note pad. 1960s Mad Men attire suggested.

Unlike the previous examples, this scenario involves him taking the lead. It's great for a man who always has business on his mind. Instead of fighting his workaholic tendencies, incorporate them into your sex life. How To Be A Workaholic And Have A Relationship

Tell him beforehand that you know he has a lot going on, and that you have a plan to make things more fun. Tell him that he can work as long as he wants tonight as long as he allows for one hour of sexy secretary time. He's in charge, and you agree to help him out around the office. Allow him to tell you about work, make him feel like he is sexy and in charge.

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Lines to get you started:

Her: Knock Knock. Excuse me, Mr. Draper. You called?

Him: Yes, Candy. Please sit down. I have some things I'd like to discuss with you. As you can tell, I am carrying quite a load, and I'm going to have to ask you to help out.

Her: Sure, Mr. Draper, I'm taking notes. Where do we start?

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Him: First, I'm going to need you to take off your top...

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