Which Zodiac Sign Is The Craziest? 6 Insane Signs, Ranked
These egomaniacs will drive you insane.
getty What a wonderful life it is, until, of course, that one person decides to turn your world upside down, thus ruining every bit of the wonderful. Nothing like "that person" to get in the way of every single well-laid plan, simply because they can't help themselves.
And according to astrology, these crazy-making zodiac signs have a way of using their behavior to make you feel nuts.
Which zodiac sign is the craziest?
While Aries ranks at the top of this list, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Aquarius and Pisces don't fall far behind. And their crazy-making behavior isn't the coy, dribbling "I'm such a cutie" kind of crazy — we're talking about egomaniacal, self-centered, over the top inconsiderate "crazy."
Whether these signs are intentionally destructive, or whether they just can't help it, they are the person in everyone's lives that eventually start to become known as the "downer," the "party pooper," and the "giver of unwanted advice."
Some are born this way, and others just nurture their bad habits. But the truth is, crazy isn't fun — and this doesn't relate to mental illness, because that's an entirely different thing.
These are the obnoxious types that make you want to clobber yourself on the head with a hammer, simply because they're just that bad.
Here are the top 6 craziest zodiac signs in astrology, and what makes them a particular brand of nuts.
1. Aries (March 21 - April 19)
There are different types of crazy, but if there's one to avoid, it's the kind found naturally in the sign of Aries.
Aries is the worst there is for making you crazy. That whole "ram" thing is real; they do not let up.
And usually, the apocalyptic brain meld that they work on you is due to the fact that you've disagreed with them. Remember this: Don't ever disagree with an Aries, not if you value your sanity.
2. Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Another of the crazy-makers is Cancer.
That's because with Cancers you expect kindness and warmth. You expect a whole bunch of niceties that, once you get to know them, never really stick.
Cancer will drive you bonkers, and not just because they're fickle and careless; they'll gut you with their ability to betray, as they are professional deceivers. No one sign is as capable of stabbing a friend in the back as are the wondrous Cancers.
3. Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Nobody on earth will make you as crazy as Leo will, and that is because they are way too fierce for their own good.
Now, in their minds, the word "fierce" means fabulous, but it's not fabulous when you have to stomach Leo in action, as they nag and nag and nag you to death for whatever reason they have in mind.
Leo is like a Doberman Pinscher when it comes to gnawing on a limb — the limb being your mind, which will turn to mush if you stick around Leo for too long.
4. Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Guaranteed to make you want to gouge your eyeballs out, Libra is so full of it that you'll want an ejector seat button in your car.
Libra lies. They do it to save face, and saving face is basically their life story.
They do not own up to anything, nor do they take responsibility for whatever damage they do, to anyone, in this life. They get away on that "nice" personality, but always, people get that beneath that mask there's a liar who doesn't want to be found out.
5. Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius is obnoxious to the point of sheer insanity, and their crazy is only upped by their ability to annoy.
You will wait for your Aquarian to respond to you — in fact, you'll bank your whole life on them — and while you wait, they will have forgotten you're there because giving you what you want means they'd have to, uhhh... give you what you want, which would compromise them to no end.
So, while you count on them to come through, they are ignoring you to the point of madness.
6. Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces bring a twist to the world of crazy, as they are master manipulators and have no qualms about twisting and turning your emotions into raw, angry pulp.
Then, suddenly, after you're gutted and laying there in the gutter of a rotten city street at midnight, they'll notice you need help.
As if nothing happened at all, as if there is no responsibility for them to take, Pisces will extend a hand to help you. Take that hand, and it's like signing a contract for more insanity to come.
Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.