Give it to 'em GOOD.
When you're not feeling up to hearing other peoples' stupidity, their voices can be unbearable. You've had a long day and you REALLY, just want everyone to go away. Immediately.
It's only human nature. Sometimes, you've just had enough and everyone and everything needs to leave your immediate vicinity before you GO OFF. But before you go off, remember: some people are IDIOTS. These people aren't worth your time, and honestly, there's no point in getting worked up over someone else's situational inadequacy.
For these situations, you just need one thing: a one-liner. Put them in their place and flip your (metaphorical) weave while you find your happy place.
So for all the times that they get on your nerves, here's a few quick quotes to shut them down and stop them in their tracks. These one-liners will be all the ammunition you need to assert yourself and your point. Just make sure you practice your confident walk away strut to be the icing on the cake afterwards.
If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered.
This brings a new meaning to "behind bars."
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in a cage. But laughing at you."
Call animal control instead.
"I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse." —Ariana Grande
Good at spelling, and insults.
"Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'Awesome' ends with me and 'Ugly' starts with U."
Sometimes they have to hear it from someone else.
"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew."
Maybe they'll find a brain. Maybe they'll just find more stupidity.
"Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there."
OH dayum. Got you!
"The only way you'll get laid is to crawl up a chicken and WAIT."
Back at ya.
Person: You're ugly.
Me: Good. I was trying to look like you today.
I don't see any nearby...
"Zombies eat brain. You're safe."
Yeah, not going to bend to your will. NOPE.
"I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you."
The truth can hurt. And sometimes it should.
"No I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."
Some beauty IS only skin deep.
"B*tch please, I can remove 90% ofo your 'beauty' with a wet kleenex."
Some people are shockingly annoying.
"Shock me. Say something intelligent."
This takes "cutting ties" to an extreme.
"I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them."
If you're not listening, are they really there?
"Sorry dear, in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though."
Who EVER liked a Monday?
"I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life."
For some, that's a longer fall than others.
"If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
Is there are greater insult??
"You sir, are the human version of period cramps."
Throw that KO. They deserve it.
"If you don't shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it will be your teeth."
When you don't care, you really don't care.
"There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time."
Better brush up on some things.
"Sure, you're street smart. Sesame street smart."