Thalia A-M Bruehl (formerly Thalia Aurinko-Mostow) is a Chicago-based freelance writer and novelist. She has worked at Esquire and Playgirl, where she learned thousands of euphemisms for "penis" and was lucky enough to be called "sweet cheeks" by Ron Jeremy. She currently writes about everything from babies to green construction, and lives with her devastatingly handsome husband, Alex, and their little love, Finnegan the dog.
