GIRL: 10 Signs He's Not Hot, You're Just Drunk

We've all done it. We go out, have a couple of drunks, meet somebody, and think, "Wow, they're great!" Turns out, you had a few more drinks than you realize, and no, they're not great.

They're not great at all. In fact, they're awful.

Beer goggles are the worst, and they effect everybody. The problem is, drinking is great. It's probably the best thing you can do when you're not driving, or at work, or taking care of your kids.

You don't want to give up drinking, but you're also sick of giving your number to the wrong people.

Well, as an experienced drinker, I'm here to help. The next time you're out and you aren't sure if you're talking to the real deal, follow these steps. They're easy and they'll save you from tons of awkward situations.

Here's how to tell that he's not cute; you're just drunk.

1You think you're talking to this guy ...

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2... but the next morning, you find out that he's really THIS guy. How do you avoid this?

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3He's doing a lot of unexpected things you find charming. Guess what? He's not spontaneous; you're just drunk and easily amused.

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4He's bordering between messy and sloppy. There's a difference between a guy who has messy hair and stubble, and guy who has a wet spot on his shirt from where he spilled his beer.

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5He's being SUPER loud. Cute guys don't need to try to get attention; it just comes to them.

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6He's trying too hard. And there's a reason for that. It's because he has to.

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7It seems like he wants you to keep drinking. If he's trying to make sure that you stay drunk, there's an obvious reason.

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8He's wearing a dumb hat. He's peacocking. Only losers peacock.

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9He wants you to do shots with him. Seriously, shots? Shots never lead to anything good, and they're never offered by classy guys.

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10He's bragging about peeing in his robotic armor. Come on, seriously? You still think he's cute after doing that? You're hopeless.

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