10 Things Only Women Who Curse Understand

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Women Who F*cking Curse Understand
Editor At Large
Self

Go ahead. Say we're not classy/intelligent/eloquent. To that, we say f*ck you. Here are 10 things only women who curse understand.

1. We're overly-familiar with these keyboard icons: *&%$@!

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2. We probably had our mouths washed out with soap when we were kids. Clearly, that punishment worked. (NOT.)

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3. Sometimes there is simply no other way to express your excitement/frustration/anger than with a well-timed Go F*ck Yourself.

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4. We have mastered the art of biting our tongues around our bosses/mother-in-law/kids/strangers we don't want to scare off. But OMG, it's so hard. So hard.

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5. That time when you're on a conference call and you think you're on mute and you let a curse word fly. #OOPS.

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6. The more we drink? The dirtier our mouths get.

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7. And in bed? We're basically an expletive in human form.

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8. Don't tell us we look "trashy" for swearing. We don't tell you look "trashy" for wearing a crop-top past 40, do we? DO WE?

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9. We giggle to ourselves when anyone says, "See You Next Tuesday!" un-ironically.

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10. There are increasing "levels" of swears, depending on how pissed/how much pain we're in: darn, shoot, d*mnit, sh*t, f*ck, f*cking f*ck, FUUUUUUUUCK.

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Andrea Zimmerman is the editor-at-large at Yourtango. She enjoys reading, traveling, and reading while traveling. She lives in Chicago with her husband and three-legged cat. Follow her @angiecat86 on Instagram.