Zodiac Signs That Make Good Girlfriends, Ranked From Best To Worst

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How good of a girlfriend are YOU?

What would make up a good girlfriend? Would it be looks? Loyalty? Sexual willingness? Would she have money, or would she be dependent? Would she cook like a pro, or would she drive a Harley? Would a good girlfriend be willing to deal with your crap, or would she give you crap instead? Your horoscope can usually point you in the right direction, but most people just trust their gut.

When you look for a girlfriend, there’s a good chance appearance is the first of the calling cards; you want a certain look, a certain age... a certain body type, perhaps? And once you pass the initial stage of sizing a person up for their appearance, you may get past what they look like and have other attributes on your checklist to tick off in your goal of getting yourself the best girlfriend.

 

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You may want her to be kind or compassionate. If only she was a Japanese robot, then she could have big boobs, long legs, a tight ass and an open mouth. She could shut up and never talk, never opine, never doubt you or laugh at your tiny penis.

What a joy that would be, eh? To have a girlfriend who could never see into you.

Unless, of course, you are man enough to have a living human being as a girlfriend, one who may come with a brain much larger than yours. Then you’d be in luck. Because having a person in your life who is intelligent is quite a catch. Not to mention the fact that you’d be lucky to be in the presence of a woman, no matter what she looked like.

Being that women are not Frankenstein monsters created in the ready-to-wear factory of perfect girlfriends, they have to deal with good ol’ human issues and be real people that we have to love. So, who are the zodiac signs that make good girlfriends? Here they are, ranked from best to worst.

 

1. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

With these girlfriends, you will find kindness and equipoise. Not likely to fly off the handle, but passionate about causes, the Libra girlfriend is loyal and sexy.

 

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

 

2. LEO (July 23 - August 22)

Dynamic dates. These babes are the girlfriends you go out with when you want a dazzling night out on the town. They are fun loving and very interested in you.

 

Read: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo, As Written By One

 

3. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

For all the talk of stubbornness, you’ll find the Taurus girlfriend to be the most fun date of them all. They love to party and are very uninhibited in the bedroom. She's definitely one of the zodiac signs that make good girlfriends, hands down.

 

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus, As Written By One

 

4. CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

These girlfriends are fun in bed and adventurous in life. They shine during the early weeks of dating and let their darker side out later on in the relationship.

 

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer, As Written By One

 

5. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

It’s always fun to date a Gemini woman, as she’s got so much going for her and so much to share. Be prepared, however, for her distracted nature, which may take her attention off you here and there.

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

 

6. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

As a girlfriend, the Scorpio woman is both fierce and intelligent, though she may not be loyal. You will be engaged by her wit and tantalized by her charm, but if you fall in love, “enter at your own risk.”

 

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

 

7. PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

This is the woman you’ll want to marry because you’ll notice how very into you she is. The only problem here is that this woman may forfeit her own happiness for yours, and that can only bring trouble in down the road.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces, As Written By One

 

8. AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

Sexually, this woman will rock your socks, but when she grows bored of being your girlfriend, you’ll more than likely lose her completely... and way before you grow bored of her.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius, As Written By One

 

9. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

If you want to be treated like a god, then date an Aries woman. She’s hot, she’s intense... and she’s f*cking crazy. Maybe too crazy. That’s a warning.

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

 

10. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

This woman may have a lot to offer, but she’s not about to offer it to you. She’ll love you long time... and then move on as if you never existed at all. Unfaithful and freedom loving, Sag wants out.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

 

11. VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

Soft and seductive in the beginning, the Virgo girlfriend will lure you in body and mind. Once in, she’ll claw you to death with her judgment. Castration is what it’s all about with this girlfriend.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

 

12. CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

Be prepared to buy your way into the Capricorn lady’s heart because no gift, no love. She’s keeping tabs on what you owe her, so if you engage, start saving now.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

 

 

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