The 6 Zodiac Signs Who Act Like Porn Stars In The Bedroom

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These voyeurs will be ready with a camera.

Over the last few years, pornography has become much more accessible, thanks to the internet. Whereas the viewing of it was once a thing of secrecy and perhaps even shame, over the course of time, it’s now become somewhat of an accepted form of entertainment. Some might go as far as to call it art; in fact, many people do, no matter what their horoscope says otherwise.

Pornography had its golden days, too. There was a time when those who performed sexually explicit acts for all to see and gawk at seemed genuinely happy with what they were doing — in the 1970s, for example. The Boogie Nights era tended to celebrate sexual freedom and abandon. Watching the porn made during this time wasn’t depressing, as it can be nowadays.

 

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While bodies in motion will always have allure, it’s hard to watch porn where you believe you’re watching tormented, sad individuals do whatever they can for money — money to buy drugs to eventually die from. Still, the prevalence of pornography today, along with the extreme ease with which we can create our own dirty little photos and videos, has brought out the pornographer in many of us.

Some of us are inclined towards being exhibitionistic porn stars for our lovers or friends. While we may not be found on PornHub, our photos are certainly stored on our iPhones. Admit it, you know it’s true.

So, who are the zodiac signs most likely to be porn stars in their own personal lives?

 

1. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

Whether it’s getting on stage, on screen or simply on Snapchat, nobody wants to show off their goods like Aries. This sign of the zodiac makes some of the most exhibitionistic people we know of. Nudity, schmudity — Aries is ready to rock out with their c**k out for all the world to see.

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

 

2. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

Not only does Taurus love sex, they love love love to be thought of as the sexiest damned thing that ever walked in or out of your life and they will prove that sexiness by stripping down for you, on camera, ready and willing to please your ogling eyes. When you think about a bull, you don’t imagine the bull wearing clothes, do you?

 

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus, As Written By One

 

3. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

Maybe it’s because they have two sides to their personality and one is more brazen than the other, but when it comes to being nasty as f*ck on film, Gemini will show you both sides if you ask politely. Bodies are things of beauty to this sign, and they find great joy in watching you do your nasty thing on video, as well as performing a little pornographic wilding for your own pleasure, making them one of the zodiac signs most likely to be porn stars.

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

 

4. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

Porn is art to Libra and they find very little wrong with it. They’ll be the first to share their collection of vintage pin-ups with you as well as their ideas for more-more-more when it comes to filming and photos. D*ck pics are no problem, whether they’re sending ‘em or receiving ‘em, and should you decide to reciprocate, you’ll be sending your junk mail to an enthusiastic audience of one.

 

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

 

5. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

If they can strip, they can film it. If they can get you to strip, then they can film that too. And if you’re both going to strip, then watch out, because Scorpio came equipped with not only cameras but bags and bags of sex toys, outfits, foodstuffs and all the other bells and whistles that might float that Scorpio boat of theirs.

 

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

 

6. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

Always a little more mental in their pornography than the average exhibitionist, Sag will eventually melt down and strip for Satan if that is what gets them off. Once you get Sag started, however, you may have to beg them to stop, because this is a porn star who has no limits once the cat is out of the bag, so to speak.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

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