The 3 Zodiac Signs That Are The WORST In Bed

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Stay away from these lazy lovers.

Well, it would be unfair to just make a sweeping statement about the worst zodiac signs in bed and which signs are just really bad at sex, because how could an entire group of folks truly stink when it comes to what goes on between the sheets?

However, let’s base our calculations on what goes on inside the minds of those who might be less than dazzling in bed.

1. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

Why the heck would a warrior Wonder Woman or Man like Aries be anything less than stellar in bed? Because they really think they’ve got it coming to them, so much so that they tend to be lazy when it comes to, erm... pleasing their partner. Your typical Aries lover figures that if you’ve got them in the sack, then you’re the lucky one and that after this fact is mutually agreed upon, it’s all up to you now.

That can seriously get annoying. “Do me baby” has a shelf life of one day, and as sexually appealing as the Aries lover may come across as, it may get very dull after a while to continuously be the one who is doing the pleasing.

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

2. LEO (July 23 - August 22)

Another sun sign. In fact, it’s the sun signs that are the worst zodiac signs in bed, with Leo in the top position. Unfortunately, that position isn’t a sexual position. Leos have nothing to prove. It’s just assumed that you worship them because they are superior to all other humans, and so, in your worship, you can deal with the fact that they are as lazy in bed as lions are in the great plains of Africa.

Try confronting one of these leonine sexual partners with some instructions and they will rise to the task. Oh, yes, they will do their best to show you that they are the greatest thing since sliced bread. They want to hear you moan and scream for them... until you ask a second time, and then it’s, “Not tonight, dear.”

Read: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo, As Written By One

3. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

Smoothing out the fire sign line up is the wild and crazy archer who might be wild and crazy enough to enjoy the sex that’s had in their minds better than the sex they’re actually having with you. If you come from New York City, you may have heard the expression, “Just lays there like a lox.” Well, the great and all powerful Sagittarius lays there like a lox when it comes to being a creative and satisfying lover.

It’s not like they’re not well-intended; they are. They would love to think of themselves as the savviest of hotsy totsy’s — the only problem is that they’ve got their head in the clouds. When that archer shoots their arrow, it’s usually in some fantasy situation that has nothing to do with the person they’re in bed with. Sag lovers are fantasists — they’ve discovered the art of pleasing themselves, and basically, nothing compares to that which they know in their minds as divinely sexy.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

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