40 TOTALLY Sarcastic Quotes For When Work Is Beating You Down

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Work really can be a TOTAL drag sometimes. The hassle of the people, the constant demand for something you really don't feel like doing, and the continuous chatter about topics that you really don't care about ... it can bring you down during the week and make the weekend look like a vacation.

Isn't it weird that we spend just as much time (if not more) at work than we do sleeping or relaxing at home? Your coworkers aren't even your family — you may not even LIKE them. (Hopefully you do, but sometimes you just have to put up with what you're given. 

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But, a paycheck is a paycheck is a paycheck, and you've got to make that paper one way or another. 

Money or not, though, sometimes it's hard to tolerate those 8 (or more ... ugh) hours. Water cooler talk and coffee can only get you so far, so for the remainder, here's some light-hearted, sarcastic, and potentially cynical quotes to get you through your work day. You're welcome.


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monday must be a man. It comes too fast.

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HOORAY!

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Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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Let's just NOT.

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I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

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OH COME ON.

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My face after I give instructions and someone asks me what to do.

MONDAY WHY ARE YOU HERE AGAIN!?

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How i feel every Sunday night. I must stop monday from coming... but how?

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*SIGH*

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?

Just look to the future. Tomorrow (afternoon) is brighter.

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I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to come home from work tomorrow.

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BUH bye!

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Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

Sometimes "hi" just means hi.

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I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation.

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Keep looking toward the weekend; it's coming.

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Hello weekend. Where the hell have you been? I had to do five days of hard labor to find you.

When your bills talk, you've gotta listen.

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ME: I don't wanna go to work.

BILLS: bitch better have my money.

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Let me do me, and mind your own business.

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To avoid injury, don't tell me how to do my job.

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Well, they asked.

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Interviewer: "What do you make at your current job?"

Me: "mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments."

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Coffee will always be your best friend at work.

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Come here, you big, beautiful cup of coffee. And lie to me about how much we're gonna get done today.

Is it the weekend yet?

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I don't always tolerate stupid people. But when i do, I'm probably at work.

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Gettind ready for work like ...

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When i try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, NO. You don't deserve to be hung up. Sit there and think about what you've done.

They are called pet peeves for a REASON.

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Stop petting my peeves.

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When in doubt, go for the jugular

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Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.

No office with without it's own surprises.

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Whoever says nothing surprises them should try working at our office.

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Others' stupidity is inevitable.

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I Wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

Some weeks are harder than others.

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It's been a rough week. But on a positive note I didn't need any bail money and I didn't have to hide any bodies yet.

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SHHHH.

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It's Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

OVER IT.

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Dear boss, first of all, I would like to let you know I'm typing this with my middle finger.

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It's 5-o-clock somewhere, right?

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When your boss asks for work suggestions.

Alcohol would be nice.

The TRUTH.

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10 minutes at work and i start using "fuck" as a comma. 

Can I go back to sleep yet?

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Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Let's talk money.

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At work like NAH... you bitches don't pay me enough to be asking me to do all that.

I feel like this every day.

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This two-hour meeting was almost as productive as a single, well-written email.

Just leave me alone.

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Let's be nice to everyone today. Just kidding, fuck off idiots.

Why are you even HERE?

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Stay away from me you sick fuckers who should have stayed home.

Here's hoping.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

This is EVERY DAY for me.

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When you're at work hiding in the bathroom and you're contemplating quitting your job and selling everything you own and living out of your car while you travel the country looking for a new life...

NOPE.

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Before you go any further, today is not the day and I am not the one.

This is TOUGH.

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Excuse me, which level of hell is this?

Don't you miss it?

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My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me feel angry and tired so that I can afford to buy paper towels and laundry detergent.

At work this is hard to find.

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Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses.

WELCOME HOME. Good luck.

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When my boss asks me to show the new guy around. 

Give me a BREAK.

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My face when the laziest co-worker complains about working too hard. 

Nope. Don't talk.

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Just stop right there, I already don't give a fuck.

The doc said so.

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My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those EXACT words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing.

Nope, not my problem.

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The path of inner peace begins with four words: Not my fucking problem.