18 Completely Bizarre Things ALL Women Know To Be 100% True

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Seriously, where the f*ck do all our bobby pins go?

Being a female is empowering, inspiring, and just plain awesome. Though, that doesn't mean we haven't got our hang-ups. Yes, we can be emotional and yes, we can be indecisive.

We have our catfights and judgy eyes, but at the end of the day we rally together because we've got to stand behind one another. And what it boils down to is that we're united by that awesome 90's term called "Girl Power."

And in a tip of my imaginary cap to that notion, here are 18 bizarre things I'm pretty positive every woman in America, and probably on planet earth, can relate to. (And obviously every one has an accompanying GIF because GIFs = life.)

1. Bobby pins disappear. One day we have a hundred and the next we can't find a single one.


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2. We text our best friends when we can't decide where to eat for lunch or what to wear.


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3. "I wish I was as skinny as I was when I thought I was fat" is something we've all said at least once.


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4. There's practically nothing binge-watching Netflix and junk food can't cure.


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5. Pinning fitspiration pins and buying cute workout clothes is practically the same as exercising, and just about as gratifying.


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6. Boxed hair color never turns out the same. This is where Pinterest fail pictures come in. 


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7. Mean Girls is real. "That's why her hair is so big  it's full of secrets."


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8. One boob is always bigger. We're still not sure why.


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9. We wish our hair were longer. Or shorter. Or longer. Or shorter. Depends on the day really.


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10. There's always a "goal weight."


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11. If somebody tells us we look beautiful in a certain outfit, chances are we're going to keep that article of clothing for ... well, ever.


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12. If it's not a gel manicure, that crap is coming off in a day or less.


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13. We all make faces when we put on or take off makeup. You know the one.


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14. Feminist or not, we like it when doors are opened for us. It's just polite. Even though it doesn't happen that often.


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15. We're indecisive. Refer to Justin Bieber's "What Do You Mean" music video.


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16. There's something about bikini waxes that's inherently awkward.


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17. Some months we hope we're pregnant just so we don't have to suffer through our period. But then, we thank God when Martha makes her appearance.


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18. Whether it's our legs, eyebrows, or that random birthmark, there's always some "imperfection" only we can see. 


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