Short answer: your fantasies become reality.
In a world where a lot of us gals are in a no-pregnancy-for-me artificial hormone daze, searching desperately for our trusty libidos, it’s easy to forget about what turns us on — let alone how our sun sign affects our sexy time.
I'll be honest and say I never really thought about that correlation. But duh! Of course my creative, hypersensitive and daydreaming Piscean ways affect my sexy time. OF. COURSE.
But because I didn’t know much beyond my own personal taste and experiences, I did a little digging on the Pisces sign and what Pisceans generally bring to the figurative hot sex table. Surprisingly, I think my findings are quite accurate and #relatable for all my fellow fish out there.
Here are seven brutal truths about having sex with a Pisces:
Let's be real: anyone born between February 20 and March 20, has a fierce intuition. Like, really fierce. An intuition ready to know exactly what you want, when you want it and how you want it. I mean, do you really need to know more?
Pisceans WANT to follow their intuition to please you because that is a turn-on. Your pleasure is just what a Pisces needs to feel satisfied. Selfless? Check!
If you like your ladies feminine and subtly seductive, then the Pisces woman was made for you. Maybe it’s her glossy, almost watering eyes? or the fact that she oozes creativity, spirituality and compassion. Either way, like I said, seductive.
Pisces women generally like a little dominant/submissive action (NOT Fifty Shades style, but, you know, like sexy nurse/doctor). All that natural creativity has to be expressed somehow, right? Pisceans spend a lot of time daydreaming, so acting out fantasies is GOLD.
Where's that Kama Sutra book when you need it? Tantric sex is right up the Pisces ally, whether your fish is aware of it or not. The spiritual and sensitive Piscean soul is naturally good at this mindful sex practice.
Oops! It's not that your Pisces isn't feeling your sexy vibes; it's just that sometimes Pisceans like to add a little extra oompf to sexy time by daydreaming about their wildest fantasies. Don't worry, it's actually making things HOTTER.
The weakest part of a Pisces' body is the feet — fish sign, remember? — so Pisceans love a good foot rub. Some take it a few steps further and actually have a foot fetish. I personally hate feet, but I wouldn't mind a rub if I can look away. Don't ask me to rub your feet though ... ew!