15 Quotes For Every Person Who HATES Waking Up In The Morning

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Come to the dark side. We have down pillows.

Ugh morning. Your arch nemesis. The time of day you battle more than any other time of day.

It shows up every day without invitation and blares its sunshiney rays upon you like it's your destiny. Well it's NOT.

Why can’t morning just get the hint and GO AWAY?!

Also what’s up with all those people who jump out of bed, do 100 pushups, run a half marathon AND make it to work on time? They can just stop already, we get it!

The morning IS NOT a happy time. It's a time to keep sleeping until the last possible second and then take your sweet time to float on over to the only thing that makes morning bearable. COFFEE.

You know what? Some of us just thrive at 12PM rather than 5AM, and I don’t think we should be punished for our preferred time of day. Why can’t someone who wakes up 8AM shine as brightly as someone who wakes up at the ass crack of dawn?

We can’t ALL like the mornings. Think about it. The gyms would be packed, the beaches would be swarmed with sunrise seekers, and Starbucks would run out of coffee by 9AM. So, let’s just leave it to the crazies ... I mean morning people.

Yes, sunrises are nice and exercising in the morning boosts endorphins. But what about the fluffy cloud that is your mattress?

The feeling of pulling the curtains even tighter to shield that stubborn sunray? For us 12PM people, morning does not exist, it’s just a continuation of night. And it should stay that way!

If you hate waking up in the morning, welcome to the club.

We embrace our beds and only, reluctantly, get up when our alarm clock tells us too. Or our roommate throws a pillow at us for snoozing too many times.

Enjoy these quotes if you are a person who HATES waking up in the morning. Cuz, girl, the struggle is real and mornings are not helping — AT ALL.

 

If you’re looking for a little inspiration, we’ve got the best quotes to share and savor. For quotes from the most inspiring celebs, activists, and poets, look no further! You might even find the quote that motivates the best parts of your life (and love!) forever.

I'm more of a middle-of-the-day person.

"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night owl. But I can rock 11:30AM like nobody's business."

One of us is going to have to leave, and its NOT me.

"I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore."

"Four In The Morning and the tears are pouring" - Gwen Stefani

"Oh hello again 4 AM, you whore" - Anna Kendrick

It deserves to DIE!!

"Hate early. Must kill early."

I need at least another 30 minutes before the covers come off.

"Just because I'm awake at 8AM doesn't mean I'm ready to do things."

At this point nothing will get me out of bed, not even an inspirational proverb.

"The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid."

And I HATE Mondays...

"I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life."

IF you are lucky.

"It takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning."

And the hardest stage: acceptance.

"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance...the 5 stages of waking up."

Excuse me, I believe I ordered 3 scoops of grumpy.

"Well aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning."

Very, VERY unfortunate.

"Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake."

Because, we all know the morning SUCKS!

"What the f*ck are birds so excited about at 5AM?”

Let's keep our volume at ZERO.

"I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it."

Let's keep it that way.

"The best part of waking up...is still a mystery to me."

Wake me up when morning is OVER.

"I hate mornings. They start so early." - Janet Evanovich

 

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