13 Mercury Retrograde Memes To Get You Through This Hellish Month

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Mercury In Retrograde Memes To Get You Through This Hellish Month
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We WILL get through this!

Did you hear the good news

No, Trump is still our president. Sorry.

I meant the other good news.

No, Harry Styles didn't write his new song about you. Sorry.

You know, Mercury is in retrograde until May 4th?

Oh, that's not good news? 

MY BAD!

I know. It's sad that Mercury is in retrograde right now and our astrological lives are in disarray!

What does this mean?

Well ...

No matter what your horoscope says or what zodiac sign you are, the next month you will be finding yourself more frustrated with things, people, and the world in general.

If you're me, then that's just a normal day anyway. But for other happy people, Mercury in retrograde really screws with your life.

Your boss might drop a huge project on you when you already have a million other things to do.

Your partner might start irking your nerves to the point where you want to end things.

 

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BUT DON'T!

NO MAJOR DECISIONS SHOULD BE MADE DURING MERCURY RETROGRADE!

So what is there to do about this horrible journey of Mercury Retrograde?

Don't worry. I have some ideas!

We can all just hide in our homes, listen to podcasts on our phone and ignore the world until it's over.

We can start doing yoga at our work desks so that we can learn to breathe and flex through our issues instead of turning a spork on our coworker.

OR ...

We can actually use this time to work out the issues at hand in a peaceful manner instead of using the anger and hatred that comes with Mercury being in retrograde. 

And the other thing that we can do is laugh. Laugh in the face of Mercury and all the havoc it will wreak in your life.

We're here to help with that part!

Here are 13 of the best, most hilarious, truly accurate Mercury in Retrograde memes that will help you get through this month.

 

FML, indeed.
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"It's Mercury retrograde? FML."

Ryan Gosling could make things better, I suppose.
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"Hey girl, hang in there. It's just Mercury retrograde."

Take two aspirin and call me when Mercury Retrograde is over.
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"Go home, Mercury Retrograde. You're drunk."

I can't be held responsible for what I say during Mercury Retrograde, OK?
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"I'm sorry for the things I said when Mercury was in retrograde."

Do NOT pass go. Do NOT collect $200.
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"Mercury Retrograde. Proceed with caution."

Anyone else singing Bohemian Rhapsody?
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"May your Mercury be more Freddie and less retrograde."

I'm hiding in my bedroom until May.
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"Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Mercury is in retrograde."

Just blame it on Mercury!
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"Mercury made me do it."

YEAH! What she said.
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"When Mercury Retrograde knocks you down ... get back up, smile, and shout 'You hit like a bitch!'"

I'm going to say a little of both.
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"Can't tell if Mercury is in retrograde or I don't have my shit together."

I do NOT volunteer as tribute for this!
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"Happy Mercury Retrograde. May the odds be ever in your favor."

Can you not?
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"Hey Mercury, it's me. Can you not right now?"
 

Not quite yet, Kanye. Not quite yet.
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"Waking up to the end of Mercury retrograde be like ... "

 

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