What Men Really Think About Saggy Boobs

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Their answers were ... revealing.

For as long as I've had boobs, them boobs (or as I like to call them after a drink or seven 'dem titters') have been big boobs. 

I swear to you, I went to bed one night around age 9 flat as a board and woke up the next morning looking like Dolly Parton's little sister. 

As a girl with big boobs, I learned early on the sag is the foe that must be fought at every turn. 

Want to make sure your don't get saggy boobs? Running is off limits, so is going braless, and you can forget breastfeeding

It seemed like everything fun, relaxing or meaningful involving my big boobs meant cursing myself to a lifetime of boobs that looked like tennis balls straight chilling at the bottom of knee socks. 

Then, one day, I had an epiphany: Why do I care? 

I think we as women with big breasts are only care is because we've had this idea that saggy boobs are a turn-off to all men. (Wonder where that idea came from.)

I decided to put this sad little theory to the test, and I asked a group of anonymous men what they REALLY think about saggy boobs.

Were there some unfortunate responses?

Yup.

But, by and large, what men had to say about saggy boobs left my heart (and breasts) feeling warm and happy. 

 

  • "I'm more likely to notice if she DOESN'T have saggy boobs. Then it means plastic surgery. Which can mean boobs that feel super hard and weird."
     
  • "Um, gravity is real? So long as she doesn't have a problem with my saggy balls her saggy boobs are fine, great even."
     
  • "Boobs are boobs are boobs are boobs."
     
  • "This makes me sound like an asshole, but too much sag bothers me, especially if it comes with stretch marks."
     
  • "If a woman is letting me touch her boobs all I'm feeling is grateful."


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  • "Saggy boobs means natural boobs and I love natural boobs."

     

  • "If her boobs sag it means they are big. Need I say more?"
     
  • "I prefer real women, sag is real."
     
  • "It's fine as long as they don't go to her knees."
     
  • "My wife has had four kids and still looks amazing. Do her boobs look the same as they did when we met at age 16? No. But that's part of what I love about being with her. We've both changed and our love and attraction has only grown stronger."
     
  • "Sag = stretch marks = nasty."


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  • "Saggy boobs tend to be larger breasts and I only like women with small breasts." 
     
  • "I'd rather see her naked boobs sag than see her in a bra all of the time."
     
  • "They remind me of classical paintings, beautiful." 
     
  • "As long as they're big I don't care if they are also saggy." 
     
  • "It is okay for a woman's boobs to be saggy as long as they also have a good shape to them." 
     
  • "More to nuzzle!" 


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  • "As long as she keeps 'em clean I do NOT care." 
     
  • "Do the saggy boobs have nipples? Then fine." 
     
  • "Saggy boobs are the reality; non-saggy the fantasy. If I'm seeing a woman's boobs it's because I'm already attracted to her and she has nothing to fear." 
     
  • "If she takes care of herself her boobs would not be saggy."
     
  • "My girlfriend is always worried about this. The truth is that while she sees saggy boobs in the mirror, I see the hot and sexy girl I'm lucky enough to be with." 
     
Here's some more, um, breast feedback from guys about saggy boobs. 

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