Penis Crayons EXIST In Case You Ever Want To Draw With A Dick

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In a world where daily adult life and stress calls for some much needed relaxation, there are many ways we can achieve relief. There are those who may prefer to settle in with a glass of their favorite drink while binge-watching Netflix. Others prefer heading out and socialiazing until dawn. And there are those who prefer to sit down with an adult coloring book and a box of crayons.

Now, before you think that last one is a bit childish, it's actually not. Coloring has been recommended by therapists as a form of stress relief. But if you want to truly make it an adult past time, why not use these colorful penis-shaped crayons?

These adult crayons are two inches long and come in a pack of four. Etsy seller KelleyKnickKnacks sells each set for $7 and in a variety of themes.

"Treat them like crayons, use them like crayons, lose them like crayons, but all with the joys of being shaped like a glorious penis!" says the product description. 

And there are lot of themes to choose from. This one is a cool set called "A Minty Affair."

This one is a sexy set of colors called "Rocky Passion."

And why not have a bright summer set, like this set of "Summer Suckers"?


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The seller also says that these crayons make great Bachelor/Bachelorette party favors as well as a great addition to any great penis collection. If you want to make it a truly adult time, use them with this very adult coloring book full of phrases not for the ears of children. Or take it one step further with this coloring book full of sex positions

Also, please remember that these are crayons, so they are not to be used for other ... recreational activities. With that, have a colorful time!

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