Chelsea Handler's 10 Funniest Quotes About Love


This is the end. At least for Chelsea Lately.

No... Tell us it is not true! Chelsea Handler's manager, Irving Azoff, announced that she plans to leave the E! channel when her contract expires at the end of the year. 

Known for her witty tongue and outspoken behavior, it is no surprise that Chelsea Handler's talk show has been incredibly successful for the past eight years. But alas, all good things come to an end and unfortunately, the end for Chelsea Lately is in sight. What about all those great love quotes she gives us though?

The good news is that this will not be the last that we will see of her. According to her manager, they "have at least seven suitors," and that the plans could include a radio presence and a show on another network or digital service. The New Jersey native released her fifth book "Uganda Be Kidding Me," earlier in March which was on the New York Times Best Sellers list.

Join us in mourning this news and look back at our top 10 pick for the most epically funny quotes that Handler has made on men, love and everything in between:

1. "I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people."

2. "I went out with a guy who once told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around."

3. "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family."

4. "You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself."

5. "I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second ... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order."

6. "Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours of the morning when he would go surfing. He thought it might be fun to have me come watch. 'Fun for who?' I wanted to ask. I had never asked him to come to happy hour and watch me drink."

7. "Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either."

8. "Along with 97 percent of women who can see, I've never been a fan of redhead men."

9. "I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I don’t see why I wouldn't. I'm fair game, it's not like I'm that picky, you've seen the guys I've dated. I like Swizz Beatz, just because I would like to yell out in bed, 'Swizz Beatz! Keep it coming!'"

10. "I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends."

If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotesinspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.


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