Do you reveal a lot of cleavage? Layer on the cubic zirconia? Wear fake eyelashes on a regular basis? If so, we have bad news for you: Marie Claire's guy blogger doesn't want to date you.
When a girl does her makeup well, the results can be magical. But the one thing that should never happen is excessive application: too much, too many colors, or if it's just a botched attempt at a good makeup technique.
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Cleavage is most effective when there's a little hint of it, and then we are left to imagine what else is there. [Excessive cleavage] takes the focus off of the things about you that matter: your face, what you actually have to say, etc.
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Third on his list is sluttiness—and his reason for not liking an overly sexed woman is interesting: "I'm immediately struck with intimidation-the same kind I get around strippers." Kind of nice to know we can intimidate with our beauty! Er, or our short skirts. But not nice to know that our platform stilettos make Rich "worry about who else she has slept with-and you know I always fear STD." Ouch.