How to Roll Your Guys Eyes Back in His Eye Sockets, Every Time.

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How to Roll Your Guys Eyes Back in His Eye Sockets, Every Time.
A departure from the usual, this is Racy, Naughty, and very, very X-Rated!

Okay, so now that I have your attention ladies, I need to inform you that this article may get a bit, shall we say “racy?” If you’re good with that please, continue reading. If not, well, okay then!


In this article I’ll be discussing passion, I’ll be discussing control; I’ll be discussing confidence, erotica, guile, and I’ll be discussing a way to surprise your man and knock his socks off in a way that he will never forget.

So what will that accomplish?


He will dream of you when you’re not there.


He will text you in the middle of the day telling you how much he misses you.


He will think about you, only, and the very idea of being with another woman will seem foreign to him and will not enter into his brain stem.


What? What magic is this you speak of? Who do I have to kill? What do I have to do? Do I have to go to a seminar? Buy a book? Participate in a 2-Day Workshop?
No. You do not. Well you can if you’d like, or you could simply read on, learn, perhaps blush a bit or get a bit moist between the legs, but I’ll be giving it all away to you, so pay attention!


I’ll be painting a scenario for you here (can you actually “paint” a scenario?) with some graphic details that if you pay close attention to, can, and will change your relationship for the better. I have to say that there will be a rare few of you who will smile knowingly at every word because you know their validity, but you will get no less entertainment value and may care to share this with many female friends.


This can take place anywhere that you and your lover are alone, public, private, in nature, no matter. For our purposes I’ll be writing about it as if it were in the privacy of your home. Make sure the kids are out if you have any, and be sure that any animals are safely tucked away. Additional and unwelcome licking in this situation could become a problem!


Here we go:
You’re just arriving home together and the front door slams behind you. You take your right hand and push your man up against a wall, and you smile, wickedly. You gently place your index finger of your left hand on his lips and elicit “shhhhh, say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, I’ll be doing everything and your only job here is to react. Do you agree?” He will! And you wink as you drop slowly to your knees.
When a woman is on her knees in front of a man, she is in a submissive position. He feels powerful, dominant, confident, in control, and does not even realize that it is YOU who have ALL the Power and Control in this situation.


Rule number one for this is “do NOT break eye contact if at all possible.” Keep your eyes directly glued to his as this is the key difference between making love, or just having sex. Making love is always better, every time.

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