Zodiac Signs That Suck The Most (And Suck The Least), RANKED

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Face it.

Fun fact: Everyone sucks. Yes, yes, even you. Not everyone can be awesome all the time, so when they’re not being awesome, they suck. It’s simple math and should come as no surprise to anyone, no matter what your horoscope says

But because this is true, it also means that all the zodiac signs suck in their own way, too. Again, because nothing is perfect and can be awesome all the time. Hell, I’m sure Princess Di and Mother Theresa sucked occasionally, too. It's just part of being human.

 

Watch the video below for the best (and absolute worst) traits of each zodiac sign:

 

However, some signs suck more than others, just like some people suck more than others — as in we all suck compared to Princess Di and Mother Theresa. So, that being said and without further ado, here are the zodiac signs that suck the most, all the way down to the ones that suck the least... but still suck.

 

1. SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Manipulative, overly intense, and difficult to get along with unless, of course, you’re a fellow Scorpio, Scorpios are the worst. Sure they get points for being passionate and focused, but their bad traits totally outweigh the good ones.

 

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

 

2. CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

When Capricorns aren’t trying to control the situation, they’re just being lazy and passive. One may think that their need to control is steeped in ambition, but it’s not. They’re just straight up lazy, and bossy to boot, making them one of the zodiac signs that suck the most.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

 

3. TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Stubborn and possessive are not very good qualities in a person, especially as far as a romantic partner goes. But even if you’re not looking to date a Taurus, they’re still a pain in the ass even just as a friend.

 

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus, As Written By One

 

4. PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

Although Pisces is creative, their sensitivity and woe-is-me attitude are exhausting and aggravating. You can try to look at the positive aspects of Pisces, but that cry-me-a-river crap they pull will always get in the way.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces, As Written By One

 

5. ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Where Taurus leaves off in stubbornness, Aries picks up, adding more aggression to the situation. They’re also never wrong. Like, never. Like, go ahead and tell an Aries they’re wrong and see what happens. I dare you.

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

 

6. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Playful, but kind of spacey, Sagittarius is fairly tolerable. They’re always up for a good time, but all that positivity can wear thin, especially since they think nothing is impossible. (Lots of things are impossible, Sag!)

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

 

7. AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Those born under Aquarius prefer to live in a fantasy world where everything is safe and happy — this is how they rebel against conventions. For a fellow Aquarius this can sound like a dream, but for signs that are much more practical, an Aquarius can come off as that hippy-dippy vegan neighbor you try to avoid like the plague.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius, As Written By One

 

8. CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

When it comes to love, look no further than Cancer. All they want to do is support the people they care about and have their back, which is great! But not all the time. So much love and support can feel suffocating, so it’s important to learn how to keep your distance with the Cancers in your life.

 

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer, As Written By One

 

9. LIBRA (September 23 to October 22)

Superficial, shallow, and obsessed with beauty, Libra wants everything to pretty, perfect, and probably pink, too. They’re a creative lot, but that creativity is one that works toward making things beautiful. There’s nothing wrong with beauty, of course, but scrappy, rough around the edges, also has its charm... something Libra refuses to see, making them — dare I say it — ignorant.

 

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

 

10. VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Virgo is cool because they like to do their own, examining the details of this and that. What this also means is that they’re too busy with their own stuff to annoy other people — a fantastic personality trait. Although, depending on how needy you are, this could be a bad thing.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

 

11. LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Loyal to almost a fault, Leo is busting at the seams with generosity. If you have a Leo in your life, you’re in luck. However, their pride can be a bit much. Like, shut up already, Leo; we get that you think you’re the best.

 

Read: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo, As Written By One

 

12. GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)

The sign that sucks the least of all these sucky signs? Gemini. The only thing that puts Gemini at the top of this list is the fact that being a sign of twins makes them well-rounded and not so one way or another way. But other than that, Geminis still suck, because all the signs suck. Obviously.

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

 

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Amanda Chatel is a writer who divides her time between NYC and Paris. She's a regular contributor to Bustle and Glamour, with bylines at Harper's Bazaar, The Atlantic, Forbes, Livingly, Mic, The Bolde, Huffington Post and others. Follow her on TwitterFacebook, or her website

 

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