How To Get Your Man To Give You Oral Sex
Just say yes to vagina.
As a woman, I love oral sex.
I love giving blowjobs and I love receiving cunnilingus. Boom.
I mean, it's kind of like how can you not? (That's kind of rhetorical, I know everybody has things they like or don't like when it comes to sex — oral or otherwise — and that is 100% fine. Far be it for me to yuck someone else's yum.)
That said, I know that there are a lot of people (I'm looking at you, straight dudes) who feel a certain way when it comes to cunnilingus.
I truly think it is possible to make your man like giving oral sex without guilt tripping or forcing yourself to get a total Brazilian wax.
I know, I know, you can't "make" another person like anything. But when it comes to getting a man to like giving oral sex, there are ways to educate him about something that is often misunderstood and muchly maligned.
I'm talking, of course, about the vagina.
The vagina — if it's good enough for his most prized possession (his penis), then surely it deserves a kiss or two every so often.
I'm here to help you get just that, so here are 5 surefire ways of convincing your man to eat you out more often.
1. Put Skittles in your vagina
Skittles are candy. Candy is delicious. Men like Candy. Boom. Done.
But seriously, putting sugar anywhere near your snatch is a terrible, terrible idea that will lead to weeping and yeast infections.
2. Remind him that he'll be less likely to put his foot in his mouth.
Sometimes a man can feel like he never says the right thing.
If this is an issue you have with your man, remind him that with a pussy in his mouth, he's much less likely to say the wrong thing and start a fight.
3. Be a living, breathing, commercial for body wash.
If your dude gets icked out about the sweat and body odor factor of eating you out:
1.) Tell him to get over himself
2.) Ask him if he's ever wondered how his penis tastes. Does he think it tastes like roses?
3.) Invite him into the shower with you and use a comical amount of suds and steam to make yourself all nice and clean and ready for him to munch down on that puss.
4. Don't give him oral sex.
Guys have a funny idea about reciprocity. They understand that just like life, sex is a lot about give and take.
If you have asked him to perform cunnilingus on you over and over again and he's refused, send a message: stop giving him blowjobs.
Caveat: If you like giving him blowjobs and it turns you on, this might be tough for you.
5. Talk it out.
Look, it's awkward to talk about sex. It's awkward to HAVE sex, sometimes.
But the truth is if you're in a long-term, committed, monogamous relationship and there is no cunnilingus and you need cunnilingus to be happy, you need to talk to your partner about that.
While comprise is central in relationships (as is sacrifice), no one should have to close the door on a sexual act forever just because their partner is skeeved out by vaginas.
6. Educate him.
If your husband or boyfriend thinks vaginas are "gross" it's time to educate him.
Show him your vagina, explain how it works. Don't like, break out a laser pointer or anything, but DO show him where shit is.
It doesn't have to be a teacher-student thing (unless you're into that), but a quick, earnest primer will make him feel more comfortable.
I think the lack of information and knowledge is a big factor when it comes to why men refuse to eat women out. They don't like asking for directions, you know?
So beat him to the punch and spell it out. Then let him think he did it all on his own.
Let him know the amazing effects the hormones have you on, producing DHEA which can protect you from heart attacks.
If that still doesn't sell him, let him know about the "helper's high" which men can experience from successfully performing cunnilingus.
The science can't be denied.