Why He's TERRIBLE In Bed, According To His Zodiac Sign

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Sex

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No one is perfect and that includes when they’re having sex. Some people are simply more sexually gifted than others, but even those people have a tiny sex fail or two.

Someone might be an absolute magician with oral sex but anything to do with their backside is a complete turn-off. Sometimes we’re not especially good at something because we ourselves don’t enjoy it and it’s hard to whip up some enthusiasm for it. Other times, we may not have any experience in that area or we may associate it with some other time when something disastrous happened.

We all have distinct sexual personalities and just like other talents, we may not exceed expectations in every area.

I once went out with someone who was a terrible kisser. I tried to “show” him how to be better but he never caught on. It got so bad that I didn't want to kiss him, which snowballed and affected everything.

 

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If someone sucks at the basics, it’s not very likely that they’ll be good at the rest. However, my not wanting to kiss him may have made him feel bad; even if I didn't tell him straight out, some part of him may have sensed it. I should have said something but I didn't want to hurt his feelings. While I might not have said the words, “You’re a terrible kisser,” I let him know with my behavior and my actions.

People can be extremely sensitive when it comes to their sexual abilities. You want to give pleasure and satisfaction to your partner and you want it in return. If you don’t get what you want, resentments can build up and your relationship can fall apart.

It’s good to know what astrology says about each sign’s weak points when it comes to sex. So, here are the zodiac signs that are bad in bed.

 

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
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Aries tend to have a short attention span so the problem with sex with an Aries man is that there's too much variety. Impossible, say you. Trying different positions is great but it can be frustrating when you're finding your groove and your Aries man is on to the next one. While they care about their partner's pleasure, they tend to get caught up in what they like and their needs. Sometimes a position may feel so good you want to stay in it for a while but the Aries man doesn't give you that option. Make sure you can keep up with him or he might move on to some else.

 

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
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We all crave being touched but sometimes that's all a Taurus is interested in. They're very sensual and want to touch every part of your body, but when you get to the point where you're looking for intercourse they may be stuck in foreplay. They get so caught up in touching you that he may feel completely satisfied when he's done, even if you didn't get anything close to satisfaction.

 

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus, As Written By One

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
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You never know what you're going to get with a Gemini man. One minute he's whispering sweet nothings in your ear and the next, he's ripping your clothes off and telling you to bend over. It can be confusing and make you feel out of control — and not in a good way. It doesn't matter what kind of sex you're in the mood for, it's all about him and what he wants at the time.

 

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CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
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The Cancer man tends to do the same positions over and over again, and by "positions" we mean missionary. It's not that he lacks imagination, it's just that he can look at down on his partner and see into their eyes. The Cancer man cares deeply about pleasing his partner and will try new things occasionally but he's always going to go back to the position he feels safest and most comfortable in.

 

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LEO (July 23 - August 22)
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Even if it's only two of you having sex, the Leo man will act as if there's an audience. It's not that he doesn't want to make sure it's as good for you as it is for him — he does, he really does — it's just that sex for him is a definite performance. Do not be surprised if he wants to record it because that's part of his fun. If you're not comfortable with a video of the two of you having sex going viral then double check that he really did turn off the camera as he promised he would.

 

Read: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo, As Written By One

VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
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Virgo will withhold sex as a way to punish his partner. It's a dirty way to fight but Virgo will definitely bring his resentments and grudges into the bedroom. He may tease his partner until they can't stand it and then simply get up and walk away. He likes feeling as if he's pulling the strings and controlling things. 

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
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The bedroom is probably the last place the Libra man wants to have sex. Don't be surprised if he pulls you into the ladies' room at a fancy restaurant or wants you to give him oral sex outside in a park. Spontaneity is great but after a few times of getting sand in your crotch or rocks wedged in your butt, a comfy bed may seem more than appealing.

 

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SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
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It's challenging to find something about sex that the Scorpio man isn't good at. If we must choose one of the drawbacks of having sex with one is that they can get too into you and want to constantly have sex well after the "honeymoon" period is over. They seem to have no refractory period and are good to go again and again and again. Sometimes it's nice to take a break but Scorpios don't need or want one. 

 

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
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When it comes to zodiac signs that are bad in bed, the Sagittarius man tends to be a little bit wham-bam, thank you, ma'am, when it comes to sex. They want to get off and go. They've got places to go and new things to experience. They love sex but it's not their prime motivator in life. Now, if they can combine traveling and sex, that's the best, and they will do whatever they can to get a membership in the mile-high club.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
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There's this fallacy that because Capricorn men are so dependable and reliable that they're boring in bed, but that's not the case at all. This sign can get their freak on to an almost disturbing extent. If you're not into extremely kinky sex, you may be taken aback when your Capricorn man goes beyond anything you've imagined.

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
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Aquarius men are honest, especially at the wrong times. If you're not performing up to his expectations or doing what he likes in the way that he likes it, he's going to let you know and not always in the gentlest kindest way. If you don't mind being criticized while having sex, then it won't be a problem. 

 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius, As Written By One

PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
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The Pisces male doesn't like anything that's too extreme when it comes to sex. He's more about making love so if you want him to call you names or whip you, it's not going to go over well with him. He's not entirely vanilla but he definitely leans that way sometimes. However, he will be willing to try new things if you let him know that's what you like for he's all about pleasing his partner.

 

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