Watch This Naked Man Masturbate On An Excavator In Florida

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Oh, Florida, what is it about you that causes people to do crazy things? Is it too much sun and sand? Perhaps the population of old people drives the younger crowd to be crazed?

I really don’t get it. So many weird things happen in Florida and it really makes no sense to me. The weather is nice, there seems to be plenty to do, and it’s not as backward as most of the other southern states (no offense southern friends).

But here we are, again, looking at yet another insane headline coming out of this strangely-shaped state.

Footage has been released that captures a naked man masturbating from the top of a construction digger, located on the side of a highway.

The video, which seems to have been shot from a moving car on a highway around Miami Beach, shows the man on top of a CAT digger on Sunday.

The people videotaping the man start cheering as they realized that he’s pleasuring himself. However, the people nearby on the ground were not too impressed, especially the construction workers.

It’s unclear why the man was touching himself, but onlookers speculated that it could be drugs.

Because, well, of course. Remember the bath salts incident?

According to the Miami Beach Police Department, there is no record of the incident. However, the Highway Patrol of Florida is being contacted to find out more information.

It’s actually pretty brave of the man to risk falling and getting seriously injured for the thrill of jerking off with a view. It also seems a little strange that he chose a spot that was full of burly, male construction workers to pleasure himself.

Photos: Daily Mail

We may never find out the real story behind the great masturbator, though. Was it drugs? Alcohol? A dare? Perhaps he can’t get off these days without a little adrenaline in his system.

Who knows. But what we can be sure of is that there will be more bizarre stories like this one coming out of Florida on the regular. I’m looking forward to it. 

 

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